Say something profound

Which voice program is this and which voice? Pretty good.

There actually is no self.
Facts do not exist.
Free will? A silly superstition.
Valuing truth over falsehood is just a prejudice.

Two happy people means one sore anus

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WAIFU
it was supposed to be my time ;-;

Black Lives Matter

Creating great art is like trying to capture God in a Pokeball.

A spider is a victim of his own mechanics.

>tfw born with the masterball that is the inner fire

MIghty is the wind, but you can still break it.

I just broke wind

...

>he didn't capture arceus with pokeball spam

If you were in a simulation in which you could leave of your own will at any moment and another individual in the simulation raped you in the simulation, is it really rape?

Dickbutt

My life is going back and forth between two places basically.

I feel like I die a lot.

I am the walrus

my lifestyle determines my death style

The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out

Every moment is the fruit of forty thousand years

here and there. makes sense.

What did you mean by that

Either You Die Sane Or Live Long Enough To Find Jesus Christ

go back to 50 shades of grey, my man

real profound

Post-modernism was acknowledging we're human; sincerity is denying we're human all together.

Figure it out. It's not profound if it doesn't make you think

...

My fruit has worms in it

Who needs God when you can have Missingno.

we're all caught in the tides of time, though some of us emerge and take strides on the surface

What is water?

The difference between consciousness and unconsciousness is only perspective.

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Any old hack might respond with their "H20" nonsense. But the real question lies with "what is wetness?" The subjective qualities of things are what's so strange. H20 should really just be 2 atoms attached to 1. Put together, it should just be an electron cloud or some abstract forms or building blocks. But somehow, 2 hydrogens and an oxygen multiplied enough times, gets us an ocean.

Are you a dog or a man?

nah bro, wetness is just the property of adhesion in its liquid state due to hydrogen bonding

Both.

Call me DOGMAn

Bitch Imma dog, woof

We have a soul.
A soul is a monad of matter with an informed nature.
The informed nature of the soul is self-referential knowing. The soul knows its own knowing.
The nature of the mental activity of the soul state is self-propelled (like how photons are).
God has then created a system for a superior soul, so that the soul is capable of powering itself using it's own will power.
This what the universe is for, the self-empowerment of the soul.
This is actualized as gather food, eating and digesting food to empower the brain, so that the brain can imbue the soul with it's energy.

Wow kys faggot

Let a fat nigga bottom text

Bitches on ma dick

The GOAT

The meaning of life is not much more than cumming and farting when you think about it

Holy kek some turboautist actually took the time to make this. Guy in the pic doesn't really live up to the meme, though.

Rape is not unethical.

You're a big guy

for you

trips confirm

If you have ever lived in despair, then whatever else you won or lost, for you everything is lost.

When it comes to the question of life, it is not why do we exist, but is why wouldn't we.

Abortion is the ritual sacrifice of the Modern World to the god of Plenty.

I have a headache. You give me a headache. I had one before, too.

They are referred to as one of the 4 big cats.

for you

Plato was a cuck

is it?

FOUL BEAST
AWAY, AWAY

Everything you have ever seen, touched, tasted, smelled or heard was all experienced inside your tiny brain. There is no other way of experiencing the physical world and all its true properties are beyond your complete comprehension.

thank you BASED nihilist
rick and morty is so deep, right?

Damn, the sheer fucked up darkness of your post didn't hit home until I read about the tiny brain. That is aboslutely fucking true though, as much as I hate to admit it

Suffering is not a kindness

/thread

>Veeky Forums is a bellwether for American intellectuals.

this made me gag

the golden retriever
he destroyed his cage
crash
CRASH
the pancakes are out

i dont aspire to have complete comprehension, my tiny brain is more than enough for me

Provide an example of an online community outside of academic institutions who demonstrate better intellectual capabilities than Veeky Forums, then gag

r/Books

own'd

>DAE LE HARRY POTTER AND LE HITCHHIKER GUIDE TO LE SEXY TIME
No.

OP is profoundly homosexual

Reddit

>tfw to intelligent's to give voice to my thoughts