Do you talk like you were on Veeky Forums in daily life? how has Veeky Forums affected your social life?

Social life? You mean you don't devote your entire existence to accruing captial while making a social point?

WTF is wrong with you?

wrong hand bro, i'd hate to see what your css looks like irl

>tfw you call someone autistic and people think you mean the real deal autism

this happened more times than i care to admit

Girl: We should get coffee sometime
Me: Yeah! I have maximum autism so I'm gonna remember this even if you don't

To my defense we were both pretty drunk.

It's definitely the right hand.

It's affected my social life insofar as it's prevented me from developing one.

It just made me be much less emotional about people and made me consider a lot of things petty and dispensable. Not that I don't partake.
Honestly, I like what Veeky Forums did to me. It put some things in perspective, as weird as that may sound. I feel like I've lived through three lifetimes already.

You should probably kill yourself muh man

Not the user you respond to, but for me, cringe threads have helped me avoid severely sperging out at some situations as I've known what not to do. I've learnt a lot from Veeky Forums that ties in with my studies, and mastering the Veeky Forums way of elitist discussion and coming off as inteligent by name-dropping and making jokes about trivia facts about things like Joyce's fart letters makes people think I know shit. The Veeky Forums way of posting (informal, direct, banter-filled, few softeners etc.) is a lot closer to how people actually communicate in my culture as well, unlike those pretentious fucking reddit cunts writing all elaborate and formal.

idk man, ive been here since 2005 so its undoubtedly influenced me a lot and things are working out pretty well.

New fag fuck off, please.

OP here, thanks for your thoughtful and honest words.

I speak in terms of meme. I say "that feeling when", "was it autism?", "what did he mean by this", "praise kek" and so on and so on.

It is not like I do this consciously, I really try hard to avoid doing it but I always do. I think it might be affecting my social life because people say they think I am a weirdo.

>literally a victim

This here's a cautionary tale, kids.

Yeah, I lurk like a fiend irl...

Not going to delve into my theory that Veeky Forums is a continent all of its own that encompasses the universe.

kek underrated

What book is this?

It's funny cuz I used to act much more like a Veeky Forums edgelord before I started posting here. I don't come across as nearly as elitist or autistic as I used to when I was a teenager. So nah I don't think it does impact me in any real way except when I'm around certain close friends that I know get the irony.

Kind of related but not really. I've got one good friend who I told that I use Veeky Forums, and now whenever he gets drunk (or whenever he's feeling particularly autistic) he decides he's gonna tell everyone we're with at the party or whatever that I use Veeky Forums and of course most of them are like "What's Veeky Forums?" and he gives an explanation that's basically what people who only use r/Veeky Forums think it's like.

So he tells these people, usually complete strangers, that I use a nazi website for gore and porn.

I've never even been to /b/. Is fucked.

Life was better for weirdos back when they KNEW they were different and hid it...only allowing it to come out while doing drugs or playing D&D with close friends(who were also weirdos). The internet let s young weirdos think they are a spectrum of normal and its OK when it really isn't.

>Call someone autistic
>lol I didn't really mean real autism it was just a joke
This is ironically very autistic behaviour.

Yes. But that's because I don't use memes and board-slang on Veeky Forums either. I just write my posts as I would say them to one of my IRL friends.

I don't think Veeky Forums has really changed my social skills at all but it exposed me to a lot of topics and interests that help me look cool and interesting to real people. I also think spending my years getting into long heated arguments every day has made me more persuasive but I could be horribly wrong about that.

I guess I always was a weirdo but now Veeky Forums is making it worse

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I don't say desu senpai, but other than that I post the same way that I talk in real life.

Yes. It's actually caused several problems. When I was buying groceries last week the cashier tried handing me my receipt and I held my right hand up to make a sideways peace sign and said
>implying I need a fucking receipt you pseud
Then I tried power walking out of the store but fell flat on my face and shit my pants at the same time. Forgot to get my change and everything.

>social life
Ruined
>wellbeing
Ruined

But it gave me some good literature and music reccs

it fills me with regret.
I am blessed to be red pilled, though i always finding myself wishing I could have stayed plugged in to the matrix. So that i could easily agree with all of my lefty-socialist-college friends. Get a qt girl(boy) friend and be able to agree with them on stuff.

But honestly, it really helped me clean up my literary tastes and become a better writer. had i never come here, i'd still be stuck reading and writing bargain bin meme books.