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holy fuck the well of jack just never runs dry does it?

god I wish that were me.

all robotic from start to finish

Jesus that kicks ass. I would be mad about >took r jerbs, but im not a butcher so whatev

so how do the robots get the cake off the platform, then? as far as i can tell there's no parchment paper underneath it

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so the robot basically pays for itself in insurance costs within 5 years, eh? makes sense

those people are robots?

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its overrated

>bakon
>no bakon in the webm

pottery

no, like, when companies buy a robot to replace manual labor for meat processing, a la , the lack of insurance cost makes it almost instantly economically viable.

I'm concerned for these niggas

How long would it take for them to notice they've lost a thumb?

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It's pork.

this is why i love asians

With the right 'filling' it can be pretty damn good if it isn't too pricy. A place near me does it for 6 bucks a cup which is about the max I'm willing to pay.

>Hey guys! 'Murica here! Today we're gonna make a bunch of charred shit, soaked in piss! Boy it sure does look good doesn't it?

alright what the fuck is this

JUST

>implying the US is the only country that does smoked bbq

smug_anime_girl.jpg

They're retards?

i would have fucking made love with that girl after not pussying out of that like as if i had never love before

>hey guys! erou fag detected here! today this fag never had American BBQ

OBSESSED

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>(You)

Avocado latte.

Also known as '1 more reason to hate Melbourne hipsters'

What a tasty looking cat.

It's funny, in front of the camera they are the best of friends but each of them are thinking how they can eat the other one.

It's not that good unless you let it melt

>each of them

i don't think you know how herbivores work, user

ssshhhh

cow is slep

hey senpai maybe thats just like, you know, a demonstration video to show the functionality of that particular machine, and in actual production would be installed onto an assembly line

Truly a cuisine fit for a califag millennial

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a robot eats and digests it

Is this Indian porn?

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Huh, so thats where the power switch is.

OBSESSED
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fucking morons

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>That guy petting it with the tongs.

Fuck you. I'm a Muslim and this is my biggest temptation. FUCK it looks so good. good I WANT PIGGY REEEEE

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then just eat some, we promise not to tell

What?
How?

Can't get NEETs to part with their bucks without effort.

What is the point of this?

that's fucking hilarious. 10/10

Lasers

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>no hairnet
>no beardnet
>street clothes
>watch
>how haphazardly he's sticking his hands so close to the blade

>this kills the squid

why would they cook it alive? I fail to see how that would improve the quality of the meal at all. Treat the damn thing with some respect ffs

If lack of a head didn't clue you in its already dead. And asians are very keen on the freshness of their meat.

Pants on head retarded.

They are also very keen on Animal cruelty.

my mistake, I didn't realize it was headless due to the thrashing around. In that case carry on

One is an herbivore, the other thinks the cow is holy.

>all that work for a lesser strawberry
fucking hipsters i swear

It's the sort of thing you would make for rich assholes who don't blink at spending more than 300 bucks for an small meal.

the ink drains out of them pretty quickly

>every webm thread that fucking eel gets posted
>every webm thread there are STILL people who don't understand how muscles work because they didn't take high school fucking biology
>every webm thread someone is GUARANTEED to ask "hurr durr why it move lul"

how is this actually possible? is this a surefire way to spot underage posters? good god

pretty much instantly. I've had a saw mangle my finger before and yeah, you know IMMEDIATELY that something is wrong.

here we have another real world-beater of a poster who thinks that the color change is ink draining out despite the complete lack of a pool of ink next to the squid.

use your brain, dude. what are octopi/squid known for being able to do with their bodies in order to hide from predators? what do you think controls this mechanism?

Why are countries that aren't white full of animal people?

You can do that in goat, beef and sheep too.

they're sitting in water you retard

WATER IS CLEAR
INK IS NOT

IF THERE WAS ANY INK LEAVING THEIR BODIES IT WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS

Pretty sure those're cuttlefish, not squid.

the guy's arm obscures the ink draining, but ok have it you're way he cut the power

I eat them, let God sort them out.

i love tokyo autism

i'm gonna have it my way and so are you because there's no other fucking way to have it. severing what is probably the major nervous system conduit instantly ends their ability to modify camouflage in real time and you can even see which neurons are the last to go.

hmm, maybe your right, good to know

A: The ink is kept in a muscular sack in the body cavity. This sack uses positive pressure to eject, meaning that it requires the contraction of a muscle to eject. Killing a cephalopod like that will not cause the ink to drain.

B: Most liekly they used up their ink resivoirs while trying to avoid being caught. It's biologically expensive (meaning it take a LOT of food and time) to produce more ink.

C: Those are cuttlefush, not squid. Their coloration is the result of chromatophores in the cephalopod's skin that are controlled by the cephalopod to disguise itself and to communicate with others of its kind. When you disrupt the central nervous system (i.e. scramble it's brain) these chromatophores stop working, which is why the thing goes translucent white when it dies.

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This is hot.

Nothing special. Had it twice. I'd recommend bringing a date there or something. It's more fun and entertaining than normal ice cream. It's also more expensive for the amount of ice cream you get.

>gooks

Man, humans fucking suck

Artistry.

>all that work for a picture of trees

The food isn't the point.

what a trooper

>Not converting to Christianity
Same God, he'll understand if you want bbq.

Growing humans as livestock isn't that economically viable thoug