Foods with names you'd be embarrassed to say out loud

Foods with names you'd be embarrassed to say out loud.

Pretty much anything at any fast food restaurant
>Big n tasty
It's a fkin hamburger

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That's a good name bro. Fuck you.

there's a 'za place nearby that has a 'za called "the massive meat"

this, i always feel retarded asking for it but it's one of their best things

Literally anything from Moe's. It is seriously the only place I've walked out of after just looking at the menu. Maybe some of you think it's cute but that shit is fucking stupid to me.

that's the whitest menu i've ever read

Does anyone else get nervous saying "vinegar" when they're around coloured people?

No, but I get nervous saying "version" because I'm afraid I'll accidentally say virgin and then everyone will know and laugh at me

>moo moo mr. cow
I really can't see why you have a problem here outside the kid's menu

don't give food stupid names

the local sports bar thing named their chicken sandwich 'big tits' or some shit like that, makes me not want to order it

> The Chad Vinegar
> The Virgin Version

this is what it's called, how stupid

the one with less toppings is still "best chest in the west"

Valid criticism, but I fucking love Moe's. Chipotle a faggot.

Pretty cheap for a sports bar.

>having such little of an imagination that you came up with these names
Holy shit

I always just asked for the strawberry pancakes, and the waiter knew what I was talking about.

Then my local IHOP was swarmed by mexicans and I haven't been back since.

T. Denny's Prodcut Naming Department

Mcgangbang

all of them
i'm shy

Me too

"Moon over my hammy"

Always made me cringe.

Geoduck
> Gooeyduck

My local place has one called "Holy Pepperoni, Batman!" It's actually one of the best ones on their menu, but silly to order.

The sushi place here has rolls with names like "French Kiss" and "Screaming Orgasm". I have ordered them by name, but I would not order something called "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity" by name.

:^)

literally just order with their actual names i.e. burrito or taco. i have never walked into a moe's where someone actually said the words "yeah i'll have a john coctostan with a side of guac please"

grand slammwich is better

Yeah can I get the G-Money. Yah thank you.

Kumquat

In high school, there was this kid that called himself G-Money so I mercilessly made fun of him until he changed it.

Sounds p ballen fampai
I'd smash

Kumquat is a funny word. Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat.

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty from a few years back

do people go to moes and not just order a burrito / taco / bowl / etc and tell them all the stuff they want on it?

Pickle barrel

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People who give food cute names should be burned alive.

footlong

From my local diner. Yeah lemme get a Pooh's Sunrise. Or god forbid, Piggie Delight. That one's just cruel albeit true

Looks like 'Schwedenbomben'. That's not that embarrassing.

N E G E R K U S S

mohrenschmatzer

Well, the political correct name is Schokokuss.

It's Schaumkuss m8. Schoko is also way too racist.

>food

Peache Flambe sounds fire Senpai

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What happens when you "make it special" for $2.00?

came to post this

my brother always orders this but says "Ill have your moons over my hammy"

>Denny's
there was one of those here once, went out of business in less than a year. To me its this mythical place that Tim Allen goes to in The Santa Clause

>G Money

I made this just for you.

ctrl+f "spotted dick"

Wow Veeky Forums you really getting mature, or super gay and out.

where have I heard this before
come up with something original and get rid of your generic fucking copy-paste Veeky Forums personality you [spoiler] pasta fagioli [/spoiler]

>"Pleaaase welcomee your favorite drag queen: ROOTY TOOTY FRESH N FROOTY to the stagee!"

But I just typed it now...

Ol Sandy in the back drops a giant shit on your meal

Everything on this menu. They really aren't that bad though.

ME!!!
i draw it out and say it kind of like finger

>le ebin Reddit frog

"umami"

>honky tonk double barrel loaded meat blast

bugs... easy on the carrots

>super-saddened cheez-gutted wolf meat

every time

He really writes his menus this way? I feel stupid for asking but this dude is ridiculous so it wouldn't surprise me.

I'm Swedish and I find this offensive

>popcorn chicken stuffed meatloaf with tabasco butter and jalapeno glaze
I'd order the Reno, no lie.

Plus you can add a Cinnabon and another Cinnabon for 4.95, good deal.

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LET A FAT NIGGA FUCC

Pretty much anything on the menu. But then again if you are going here you have no one to blame but yourself.

nah, that's a cinabon, plus 2 more cinnabons. 3 for 5. It's a steal.

>John Coctostan

The other day I ordered a "Bypass Burger". If I wasn't a skeleton, I woulded have been dissuaded by the name.

This. The only reason they have those dumb ass names is so they don't look like they're copying chipotle.
I've never ordered a "homewrecker" or whatever the fuck.

This shit is all over the place. Was the owner just like "duuuh I like dis things name menu items after um yay"

nacho cheesier/ cooler ranch
big mouth bites
coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz
anything "bumbleberry"

I'm with you on this one. That menu is a fucking mess.

I like how they gave up for the Strawberry Banana Nutella and Bowl of Fresh Fruit entries.

Lamb-a-rama

>local pizza place has the most amazing pizza with red peppers
>the pizza is literally called "THAT’S THE WAY UH-HUH, UH-HUH"
my face turns bright red and I start to sweat everytime I order it

A lot of restaurants in my city sell burgers with chili and onions called "Fat Boys" and I hate saying that shit. But they are delicious.

Any size from Starbucks.

>not shortening names
>not saying "can i get the [short name of actual food]"
>not ordering for pickup online if available to not say shit out loud

There's a smoking pig bbq place and an appetizer is called "wolf turds." I just asked for the "stuffed jalapeno appetizer" and they understood.

nobody's mentioned the pupu platter?

Then why didn't you just say turds smartass.

Take your pick.

These remind me of ship names from the Culture books, except not funny.

Negerkys

My cousins fed their 6 year old daughter a Rooty Tooty and she got Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome which caused her kidneys to fail. She was in the hospital for 3 months and required a kidney transplant. It's... Incredibly hard for to find child-sized kidneys, and I have a lot of respect for parents who donate their lost childs' organs.

I remember visiting her in the hospital. She asked me to lay in her hospital bed and hold her; she said "I just want to close my eyes and sleep forever. Will I go to heaven?" It was incredibly hard to watch, but she pulled through. She's behind now in physical and mental development because of the strain it put on her body.

Her parents still eat at IHOP. Idiots.

Holy shit, someone else from iowa...

What are the odds?!

write up menu

all dishes have an insane amount of ingriendst

names like
"that thing"
"whatchamacalit"
"stuff on a plate"
"whatever that is"
"what they are having"
"for the lady"
"to go"
"something"
"thingie"
"goop"
"some fancy shit"

immedialy wondered why the sections are labeled
joints
flicks
movies
films
kino

They put the normal name in bold face explicitly so you can just order that.

>Captain Beefheart
what the fuck