Time to face the truth Veeky Forums. Microbiologists are the chads of science

Time to face the truth Veeky Forums. Microbiologists are the chads of science

I see your a man of culture, user. What are you planning on doing? Are you going to become a Microbiologist, work in the biotech industry, or in a clinical setting (or whatever I haven't mentioned)?

*You're

You mean Geologists.

I'm a microbiologist and I don't feel like a Chad.

Yeah right

You may not feel good about yourself but I respect you, fellow user.

literally the easiest out of all the med fields
try biochemistry user

I can only agree with this. Every geologist I have ever met just went on field trips and got wasted looking at rocks.

No, mathematicians are the chads of science.

>math
>science

doesnt matter, this is what being a chad means

...

>what society thinks i do
Nobody thinks geologists do anything but paperwork.

I...I d-dig this

i dig this

>I see you're a man of culture
LOL

The only geologist I know has a home made keyblade from Kingdome Hearts that he swings around and puts holes into walls when he’s drunk. Wildlife biologists are way more Chadlike.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

You got those culture results yet? I have patients to treat.

>Microbiology=culture results

o i am laffin @ ur lyfe
First be grateful that you even have anything to do owing to microbiology then go back to memorizing lating words and writing prescriptions

Why not take away the back ones???

> Microbiologists are the chads of science
> They can barely do basic arithmetic

>mathematical biology

biochemistry is way harder than microbiology

"i can dig this"

not that user but

>tfw doing bacteriology with focus on protein work

bacteriologists are master race

Anything related to biology is pleb shit meant for Indians and Chinese people

>tfw mechanical engineering master race

>what my spouse thinks i do

perve on children playing?

because the front teeth are baby teeth genius

Microbiologist here and in the middle of dropping out from my course, don't believe his lies

>pi=3
>master race
Please leave.

>Implying my life's work isn't covering up your ilk's fuckups by prescribing antibiotics to every dick with acne and a cold
Sure is good studying antibiotic resistance

My man (also willing to accept virologists)

I have to disagree. I got my PhD in a department that was mostly microbiologists. Most (not all, of course) of these students thought and acted like they were my intellectual superiors. However, the truth became painfully obvious when it came time to analyze their data and they had no clue what they were doing, or how to interpret their results. Now, I have a few papers on my CV where I am second or third author because these brainlets had no fucking clue what they were doing.

>tfw went to an HIV seminar for the food
>entire molec microbiology division was there
>only one of them is a virologist

i sure as hell didn't understand most of the shit he was saying but the food was good

>the shittiest, most brainlet of the engineering fields
Hahahaha

ya man I dig this

They are just lab monkeys. Their math skills suck, they can't analyze any data. Basically glorified technicians.

Are you a grad student? If so do you recommend crashing seminars for food, it seems like something I'd enjoy doing as much as possible

I work on lasers and optics which are used throughout all aspects of science. I am in the true master race.

>grad student?
yea master's student atm

and yes i recommend crashing seminars for food but only if it's relevant to your research/division (i unironically enjoy infectious disease seminars tho)

if i go to a neuroscience seminar i'd just look like an asshole kek

i can dig this

Gotcha, thanks user. I'm interviewing for some micro PhD programs in a few weeks so I'll make sure to crash all the biomed talks in your honor (if I'm accepted)

good luck user, i believe in you

it's really funny once you get to know certain professors and their opinions on seminars

one of them brought his entire lab because he's known to not show up to anything, but if he has to go to something he makes his lab suffer with him too

>tfw saw my PI there just browsing his phone/laptop most of the time

fucking love grad school

any other C H A D S online?

I work in a microbio lab. I finished my chem degree in june. Only got the job because I had experience working with fungi, and growing and identifying mushrooms.

I have terrible social anxiety.

Here's an ischnoderma

what are those emulsions?

my social anxiety is fucked I wanna drench the world in blood
I study climate change and stuff

just some red liquid that comes out of that species for some reason. Nobody knows anything about mushrooms. Mycology is a field of millions of questions and zero funding. The only people who really study mushrooms are taxonomists/evolutionary biologists. And hobbyists.

I'm a yeast herder.

i dont know shit about mycology t b h

>not doing structural biology

yeah tell me more about that f a g

I LIKE BIOCHEMISTRY I WANT TO PURSUE BIOPHYSICAL CHEMISTRYYYYYY

>he doesn't want two rows of teeth so he can chew more efficiently
What a fucking loser. God gave him a gift and he ripped them out.

>chads of science
>cant find a cure for the common cold
pick one

ask the virologist cucks, common cold ain't my problem

B O Y

Why wouldn't they just take out the back row

>want to get into environmental microbiology
>90% of job openings are hospital hellholes if you don't have Master's
Kill me. Working with Geobacter and Shewanella is way more fun than E coli.

>>biotech boys!!!!

Just a reminder that microbio majors will always be superior to engineering fags.

Microbio GANG