"YOU"

>"YOU"

>"C'MERE"

wat do, Veeky Forums?

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>I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

*blocks your path*

>FUCK YOU CHEF
*Throws knife

YES, CHEF
*stands at attention*

Come

FUCK OFF

*pounces up*
hewwo daddy~ uwu

YES CHEF

YES CHEF

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Chib the cunt

yes chef?

b-but I was top of my class at Le Cordon Bleu

Beef wellington medium rare, chef!

More like Le Cordon Bleurgh

Am i right?

Oh c'mon m8, you're takin' the fuckin' piss!

bread, soggy
the meat is dry, like rubber
was this frozen?
Damn, what a shame. thank you my dear
may i please see the kitchen?

YOU FRENCH PIG

Yes chef I'll swallow.

Why would that alchoholic mumbling hobo be anywhere near Gordon Ramsay?

EY MADAM

Why does he always wear that pencil on his ear?

To throw it at people

I might start doing this.

Don't hit them in the eye.

If you can't take the sharpened pencils flying into your eyes then stay out of the kitchen, bitch.

Wat up muddafuga watchu want wit me bitch?

I flip him off because he's nothing to me.

Unless you are somehow Marco Pierre White you would get chewed up and spit out little boy

You would blubber exactly like the "I ain't no bitch" guy

He's a more successful restaurateur than ramsay nowadays...

Anybody who has ever been through any sort of hazing wouldn't bat an eye. I bet there's probably a ton of veterans who applied for Hell's Kitchen but never got on because producers knew it wouldn't make good television.

Nah you c'mere Chef. Miss me with the adolescent rage shit senpai