Decent children's Veeky Forums?

Asking for a kid I know. I think he's like six or something. Emphasis on editions with the best illustrations.

Anything by Wilhelm Busch if you can find a decent translation.

Give him On the suffering of the world by Schop and let him know early why his mere existence is a joke.

Unironically Finnegans Wake

How do you upload a corrupted jpeg in the year 2017 of our savior Taylor Swift

>Decent children's Veeky Forums
I'm practically chortling... everything posted here.

stop spreading your disease. children are impressionable.

The Little Prince

>asking for a kid I know
You aren't fooling me op

Anne of Green Gables.
It is written in a simple language and was well-praised by Faulkner.

Some Ligotti should do the trick

unironically the lord of the rings. I remember this one time when I was on a hike in mountains and I was passing other tourists and there is this ~35-40 years old guy with his ~6-7 yo son, and he is telling him a story from the hobbit, in every detail, straight from his head! I was kinda blown away, slowed down and followed them for a mile or so cause I wanted to hear the whole story. Kid was also really enjoying it, gasped and wowed few times.

If kid was a girl, or you're not red-pilled about gender: Mad About Madeline, the complete tales. Nieces love that shit, and my eyeballs sweat a little when Madeline is reunited with her crew.

For a boy, Superman or some other wholesome comic of course. Dinotopia did it for me when I was a kid, too. Once he's a little older read something like Treasure Island aloud. Mom used to read pic related to me, which was mostly scary Russian tales about forest monsters and children having adult burdens put on them. I turned out fine, but you can do better.

rule 34 now

LOTR isn't a kids book the hobbit is though.

just so stories by kipling

oh, I thought hobbit is a part of the LOTR series, that's why I started with
>the lord of the rings
but I think you are right

The Hobbit, brev.

When my son was six his favorites were Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Beatrice and Ramona, and The Creature from my Closet.

Tried The Hobbit and LOTR, but they were too slow and the vocabulary too archaic.

>"There's Nothing at the End of This Book or Any Other"
>"The Little Engine That Ended It"
>"Mr. Brown is Malignantly Useless, Are You?"
>"Pinocchio"

>Beatrice and Ramona
Cleary was a legend

She's still alive! Just turned 101.

I read my son some Pinocchio and he made me stop--way too fucked up.

My mom read it to me in Italian when I was a kid, which I barely understood, so it was less traumatic.

Make sure he doesn't grow up to be a pleb.

By reading him the king of all plebs?

That manga called A Silent Voice.

Wind in the Willows

Aw. That's great.

These are the correct answers

>Decent children's Veeky Forums

A Child's book of garden verses - RL Stevenson

The Little Prince

Songs of Innosence and Experience (with the original prints/plates) - W Blake

Old Possums book of practical cats - TS Eliot

Basically anything by Roald Dahl, Eric Carlson, Maurice Sendak, Dr Seuss or Shel Silverstein.

Fairytale collections:
Grimm's
Aeseop's Fables
Perult
Hans Christen Andersen

NonFiction:
Eye Witness series
Nat Geo series

Goosebumps and Animorphs are the only real answers to this question

Has he read Infinite Jest yet?

He's 6 for christ's sake. Much too old for IJ

>not a single "start him with the Greeks" and several helpful suggestions
I don't know if I know you people anymore.

You can't go wrong with Roald Dahl, all very easy to read, illustrated, never known a kid not to like them.