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>Delicious
>Cheap
>Nutricious
>Can be cooked in hundreds of different ways
>Due to its availability and versatility it's found in every cuisine of the world
>Doesn't require you to slaughter a living animal to get them
>A pleasant addition to every course of the meal
Name a single more based food item than the humble egg
Protip: You can't

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The incredible edible egg!

Also, 2 dozen eggs will supply you with a full day of food on a keto diet, which costs as little as $1.00 at places like Walmart and Aldi's

>>Doesn't require you to slaughter a living animal to get them

I've got some news for you.

>Can be cooked in hundreds of different ways

Name 20.

The incredible edible egg!

i used to eat a dozen or two eggs a week and then suddenly my body stopped tolerating them and now if i eat one i shit and vomit and lie in the fetal position for hours

it sucks, dude

>Doesn't require you to slaughter a living animal
>slaughter a living animal
>a living animal
>living

They are probably talking about the practice around it but it's not like all eggs come from places that operate like that, just most.

Sounds like a personal problem

>2 dozen eggs for a dollar
Not even the bottom of the barrel eggs are this cheap

Maybe not if you live in Commiefornia.

Eggs are too bitter.

Wut

Huh. I guess I just haven't bought shitty eggs in a long time. I normally see them around 1.50 a dozen

Bread

Milk! Badum tis,

No such thing as the ethical egg. Healthy happy chickens don't make wasted eggs. You're either torturing the mom or aborting the kids. Also, someone pay the male chick grinder webm. (Macerator.)

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What about nuts?

most dishes don't contain nuts

Egg Beaters

y eat non dejected eggs then yeh no life^ the eggs need to be fertilized to be slaughtered

How do vegans even manage to get by without eggs?

if i eat more than three a day my GI tract just says fuck you and I end up RIPd on the floor for indeterminate periods of time

I carry an egg with me at all times.

Tfw eggs are like 30 cents each here if you get the cheap ones from sad hens. (Denmark)

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Me too, they're great to have on hand, especially during trying times.

>tfw an 18-pack of xl eggs are $1.50 this week
I might have to go pick up another cartoon or two before the after-church crowd swarms the store

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I own 8 chickens. They cost me 10$ and about 3 hours of work spread over a month. And most of them lay an egg everyday in the summer.

One of the best parts of working nights is going to stores after work and beating all the old ladies to the clearance sections.

propaganda to spread alzheimer's

>nutritious
citation needed
last i checked they are as bad for you as smoking

Got any photos of the chickens?

Here's one with a chicken in it. Don't have as many of them on my phone as I'd thought.

doggo is hungover af

Are you Dr Doolittle?

Me on the right

Get that doggo's eyes checked

most don't contain egg either

What the fuck is wrong with your dog's eyes?!

>Been doing more with eggs recently
>Making eggs benedict
>Eggs in a basket
>Working on my hardboiling technique cause I just made my first batch of scotch eggs. Which when done right are perfect for either breakfast or a quick snack
>Make fried rice with them
>Crack one in my ramen
>Hollandaise sauce

Eggs are the most versatile protein, but you gotta know what you are doing

egg allergies are real

I just want to brag here that I can cook a perfect french omelet

Great for impressing thots. asian qts like those rolled eggs.

Insidious vegan propaganda.

>implying there's anything wrong with slaying another organism for their nutrients

>>Doesn't require you to slaughter a living animal to get them
Found the city fucker here.
>That one time I cracked open a free range egg and out pops a fetus.

Is this maine or am I just guessing wrong too?

Try duck eggs. Most with egg allergies can handle duck eggs no prob.

Actually fuck chicken eggs. Duck eggs are superior in every way barring cost and availability. Richer and creamier flavor, bigger yolk, thicker shell so they stay fresher longer, more omega 3's, fluffier in pastry.

Yea, you guessed right.
Old orchard beach.

Yeah fuck beef! Bison is superior in every way!

Bilateral persistent nictitating membranes.

The more you know.