If ayys exist, could we safely have sexual contact with them?

If ayys exist, could we safely have sexual contact with them?

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No

That depends. If they're the aliens that came down and implanted their DNA into Monkeys. Then we might be close enough.

Wouldn't it actually be more dangerous if they were similar to us?

>If ayys exist, could we safely have sexual contact with them?
Prepare Your Anus

Only if you don't want some super alien STD I suppose.

>safely
If ayys showed up for any length of time I guarantee someone would bang them regardless of risk

>Aliens don't come to Earth because they're afraid of getting raped

>Alien lands in India
>Open boob
>Show vagin bitch whore
>There is shit everywhere
Damn, I wonder why aliens don't want to visit us after all.

would be funny if ayys came here just to harvest our fecal matter and they trade advanced tech to the Indians for it, making them the only superpower

They'd be better off just kidnapping them and the Chinese to save the earth for a few more thousand years. We'd be a farm.

You would get AYYDS

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>Alien vs India

>Ayyds / Alien STD

Just use a Condom

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hahahahahahah

ayy lmao

>implying their "reproduction"/multiplication is sexual or remotely similar.

would you a fungi?

Yes

Id fuck liara even if it meant I had to live the rest of my life in hellfire esque agony