Food that rustles jimmies

Food that rustles jimmies.

My jimmies are currently unrustled.

do americans really eat this?

I didn't plan this very well.

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OK you got me

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You fucking asshole.

Sausage roll bap is the best

I've never actually seen it offered before, isn't it kinda dry?

You cant fool me that's the nasty patty

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I'd eat that.

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I'd let mum meet her

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Americans would eat fried shit on a stick.

That's not a Swedish pizza.

This is a Swedish pizza.

Waste of food.

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>I hope you like your coffee extra starchy, bro!

That unironically looks delicious. Why can't America pick up on the kebab fad?

The actual original wa la, haven't seen it in a while.

What is it with britbong cuisine and stacking carbs like that?

Gullible retards who don't own passports at a guess.

me btfo by this pic

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>this is a healthy salad in America

That's dirty sink water.

Drumpf btfo

That doesn't look even half bad. Are Americans really that afraid of mixing sweet and savoury flavours? Is that where the autistic hate for pineapple on pizza comes from? Dammit American ruins everything.

Looks delicious, I love portobello mushrooms, never thought about using them as buns, will do that next time I make some burger.

I literally cannot wrap my head around the fact that there are people who live outside of America

Whats wrong here? Just some rice, meat and broccoli. Sure the presentation makes it look like dog vomit, but hey, I bet it tastes good. Veeky Forums really is a terrible board.

Okay now I'm upset. Its in a fucking wine glass, the olive isn't speared, or if it was the server fucked up, I think i see the toothpick in there, and theres too much ice.

Are Europeans really this obsessed?

I love portabello mushrooms as well but I don't know if they would make a good bun raw

naw not raw, bake them in the oven for a bit, makes em juicy, i eat them like steaks, might make a mess eating like a burger though

Dayam that crust looks nice

American here, I have never seen that shitty of a pizza outside of Europe.

We have gyros.

Why not just stock washable stir sticks...

Seriously. Are small coffee shops going so hard they cant keep up?

Veeky Forums doesn't care about Trump Tower pizza, OP

Europeans outside of Spain/France/Italy really have no right to shit on American food.

10/10
would eat

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Because we're socially responsible enough to never let our country get that bad.

>the olive is stuffed

Isthis a new meme?

I see nothing wrong with this

Looks more like an unfolded gyro sandwich with fries.

Fried Twinkies.
Sorry I think the ship has sailed already.

is that champagne and OJ for mimosas?

>Americans scared of mixing sweet and savory

Yup.

Burgers that are an unwieldy, messy chore to eat.

Fillings spilling out, have to pretend to by a python and unlock your jaw to take a bite.

Hyuk

Grille salađ

2 of 2

We stealing south Africa's tomato jelly next. (Like strawberry jam but tomatoes!!!!)

Aw heckie, forgot pic

menudo ramen

Hurgin'

>Hurgin
What for life but to season salade's with jr bacon chee'?

For my next item, I present a Mexicanstyle of "sushi", if memory serrves me right, born from rich bays of marisco pescatory bounty, but further inland more chicken is used, I found the use of carrot shreds as substrate to be delightful. Whatfore our people; I ate korean beef sushi in louisiana years before this.

>Wa la!

Lol.

Only a drunken Lancashire student...

No herring

Did they actually call this thing sushi?

Another one, friend. yes

Please update jimmy rustle status at your earliest convenience.

why not just use a fucking spoon if you want to "save a tree"

I was gonna post this.

Is that painted on? Why's it looks weird?

>Just some rice, meat and broccoli.
and exactly there is the problem.

First off, thats way too rich for a breakfast.
Breakfast should be something light and easy to eat, so that you not feel sleepy afterwards.

Second, the broccoli looks overcooked imo. It looks kinda slimy, squishy, soggy.

Third, dark sauces don't combine well with broccoli.

Fourth, what the fuck is that white-greyish thing underneath the rice and the right side? looks like fucking onion.

Moderately rustled, why not just give it a different name, like seafood tower disaster.

>Seriously. Are small coffee shops going so hard they cant keep up?
A lot of them are. It's a battle to stand out and be the place everyone wants to go to. The rest become Starbucks.

That pizza is so Jewish, it just celebrated New Years.

It's like nipples and trypophobia all rolled in one!

Are drag queens popular mascots for Aussie goods and services?

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Actually I do know that feel. Was back in 87 and I did just that as a child.

Cus people are gonna steal your fuckin spoons and throw them at BIKERS IN THE PARK YOU LITTLE SHIT KIDS, HAVE FUN THROWING PASTA NOW FAGGOTS

that's %100 sweet though.

taking random shit and shoving it inside of bread is a legit thing in mexico city, look it up

I did this to my brother's NES. I wanted to play that sandwich so fucking bad.

>eurocucks accepted his fate from abdul jumal

For some reason this image triggers some autists on this board.