He puts milk in scrambled eggs

>He puts milk in scrambled eggs

ISHYGDDT

enjoy your non-fluffy ayygs

>he doesn't add butter to uncooked eggs before the pan goes on the heat

>he doesn't put whipping cream in his eggs

No I use heavy cream because I'm not a limp wristed faggot.

>He doesn't use chicken milk in his eggs.

>He doesn't de-egg his chicken at the break of dawn and squeeze raw milk right from the cow teat into his egg mixture for the freshest possible taste

kys pleb

>he molests cows

I ain't eating no damn un-pasteurised cows milk

>he doesn't eat raw milk

Damn, you're going to miss out on all the worlds best cheeses. Shame.

I only eat goats milk

>not eating scrotes milk

Yeah, milk is alright, but have you had milt?

>not useing heavy cream
>keto

>Be last night
>Making scrambled eggs for dinner
>Grab first egg out of fresh carton
>Crack it open, dump into pan, it's completely stained with blood
>What the fuck?
>Dump it into sink, let pan cool and wash it
>Reheat, crack eggs into bowl before adding to pan
>None of the others were like it

Pic isn't mine. I've cooked and seen other cook thousands of eggs over the years, but have never seen this. Once had an entire carton of double-yolk eggs in the 90's, which was really cool.

Hope this photo doesn't trigger you user.

I have seen that gif a thousand times, and I have refused to believe Arnold would be satisfied with a sandwich that puny.

Why do you think he wiggles it like that? Looking for some extrawurst.

i put some cream in my scrambled eggs along butter, salt and pepper. that's all and enough.

>not just using your own breast milk

>he sees a thread about scrambled eggs in which we're already discussing this controversy
>he makes a brand new thread anyways

Scrambled eggs are fluffy and custardy when made properly. It's like when people put cream in carbonara to cover up their poor ability. Cook them on low, not medium. Season at the end.

>Once had an entire carton of double-yolk eggs

The probability of this is one in 1000^12. This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened.