Most brainlet engineering major

>most brainlet engineering major
>also the most responsibility... for LIFE

Why is this allowed?

>2nd smartest board on Veeky Forums
>has the worst bait
Why is this allowed?

It isn't bait. CivEs are the most brainlet in STEM other than CS.

What's the first smartest, do you think? Veeky Forums?

>In some shit hole country where the contractor probably paid off the inspector and left out some vital structural shit to save money.
>The engineer's fault

It's like being an accountant or a GP. Nobody gives a shit unless you fuck up.

What do you guys think is the most pathetic? My vote is Computer Engineering since it's just a watered down version of both Electrical and Computer Science.

So it's like kindness.

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
dont talk shit about my major or i will beat your ass

Oh and i also know my job at Intel or AMD is almost guaranteed, what about yours?

/diy/ for sure.

I think dumb people have a higher resistance to stress. You know, if you've ever met a dumb person with any kind of power I am sure you noticed how they have a pretty chill attitude of "I bet this will just solve itself" or if they have substantial power then this attitude becomes "If I just keep throwing money at this, it will solve itself". I think this mentality is more useful for engineers than intelligence, given that engineering actually requires very little intelligence but very high responsibility and stress management.

You see if I had built whatever is in your picture and it went down killing people my mental state would deteriorate to such a point that I'd be useless in fixing the problem. I know because I've been there. The problem with being smart is that you never learn how to deal with failure. But stupid people are basically living walking failures, so there is no more perfect fit for them than engineering.

It has the most women

Enjoy spying for the NSA

>What is chemical engineering

What do you expect from Indian engineers?

I'm still in 2nd year you mouth breather. Enjoy being a coffee bitch for your boss though LMAO

Kek

>chem e
cute stacies
smart asians
dumb but cute stacies
>civ e
fat and dumb roasties
lesbians
bottom of the barrel jungle asians

yeah, but there are still jobs in Civil whereas ChemE is fucking dead.

0/10. Thanks for trying.

Maybe because their only job is to not fuck up
The worst part of Computer Engineering is that no matter where you specialize, someone's better than you

Is computer engineering really that shitty?
Now im afraid im fucked because i already enrolled and im starting next month...

every fucking field according to Veeky Forums is dead, and shitty unless its maths with average Veeky Forums poster earning 200k upon leaving university

A math degree isn't a good investment. That's the whole joke.

I see I don't visit this board much. So what is considered a good degree around here?

Sociology.

should I go for PHD or will masters do in that?

Wrong. It's a bridge between them. Failing to see efficacy in that is because you don't know enough about it. Most brainlet software developers are only comfortable with high level OOP for applications, not embedded system design. While electrical engineers understand the fundamentals of transistor and circuit design, they're out of their element when it comes to higher levels of abstraction and software. Pic related.

the worst part about anything is that no matter where you specialise, someone is better than you

You should take out a big loan and go for the masters. You'll quadruple your investment in 2 years max.

>I bet this will just solve itself

Fucking hell, I hate hearing that from dumbshits.

/diy/ has the most wisdom, not necessarily the most intelligence.

Kek, do you honestly think EE's don't know how to program?

PS: "the fundamentals of transistors" is literally the first chapter in the basic curriculum for ANY type of engineer, not just EE.