Why is the Kola super-deep borehole sealed? What are they hiding? What are they keeping in?

Why is the Kola super-deep borehole sealed? What are they hiding? What are they keeping in?

nephilim

Its the gateway to hell. Can't let the demons onto the earth.

So you don't drop your keys, cuz you ain't getting them back

It's sealed so no retarded toddlers fall in.

>What are they keeping in?
Just a guess, but potential flammable and toxic gas leaks seems like a good reason to seal it.

Obama's birth papers, Trumpy's tax returns, Shillary's emails and Putinboy's stash of Polonium

It's so that nobody would drop their phone in it.

If they left it open, it'll fill up in a week from people dropping stuff down it.

i wonder how many shits can be had in that hole before it fills up

Now that’s my kind of problem senpai

well, do the math? we know it's diameter and height

They got bored

This. Baby jessica just fell down a regular well and it was a national calamity that took forever to get her out.

How do you factor the compression rate of the dookie? What if the pressure forces it into some unforeseen shit diamond molecular formation.

fuck i didnt account for that. you're right though it totally would compress.

Preserving the integrity of the hole

I'm sure someone somewhere has calculated how much shit compresses under pressure. We might not be able to accurately compute the conditions of poo under the pressure and temperatures at the bottom of the hole but I'm sure we can get a decent approximation.

Why does something sealed mean that it's hiding something? Maybe it's protecting idiots like you from falling in, or throwing stuff down to test if they can hear it hit bottom, or try and climb down...

My first thought was it was possible unexpected reactions might form some toxic gases down that deep and thus it would be wise to keep a lid on it just in case, but after reading this thread I'm pretty sure it's just there to stop people from using it like a toilet.

I had a uncovered bore hole on my farm that accessed drinkable water, but we didn't use at the time. niggers filled it up with everything from plastic bags to a dead cat. I dont know why they have this compulsion to fill any hole in the ground with all kinds of shit, so I get why they'd seal it.

This is clearly a job interview question.

this, seriously if you leave any sort of hole/orfice/place open and niggers will fill it with trash, chewed up gum, and basically anything else you can imagine

There are no blacks on the Kola peninsula you fucking retards.

why not take preventive measures anyway?

you think one of the rig workers cummed in the hole before bolting the cover on?

niggers do this with mailboxes too.

>Assuming im talking about blacks and not people in general
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What's stopping someone from smashing it open with a jackhammer or something?

And why does it look like it's all that's left of an abandoned building?

mel?

The borehole has a volume of 12,262*pi*0.23^2 = 2037.83 m^3

Assuming that poop has the same density as water (since poop can either float or sink in the bowl) we can assume it's similar to filling the hole with water. The average human poop is about 123.6g which we can convert into 0.0001236 m^3.

Then it's as simple as dividing the volumes to get 2037.83 / 0.0001236 = 16487297.74 which rounds up to a nice 16,487,298 poops to fill up the hole.

Can someone confirm?

Disregarding compressibility of the poop I’d say that’s a pretty good approximation

>How do you factor the compression rate of the dookie?
The lower reaches are pretty hot, and would probably liquefy the poop.

Wikipedia says there are several branches, so it's not just a single hole.

It's like one of those cans of party snakes that spill out but there are enough in there to engulf eastern europe

>"What are they hiding? What are they keeping in?"

It's where I keep my cartoon milf porn stash.