Does there exist a meal that fulfills the following criteria?

jesus christ how horrifying

Literally frozen chicken tendies.

It needs to last for months without electricity.

Because when I get home from work I'm already ready to collapse into bed, I don't want to stand around cooking a meal for half an hour just to fall asleep face first into it

Lol in that case those toast rusks and :

>peanut butter
>cheese wiz
>jam
>nutella
>write in

buy a bunch of MRE's

rice and beans. alternate seasonings to mix it up occasionally

don't want that

that's not an okay want to want

that's not an okay way to be

be not such a piece of shit

No. You can get most criteria, but never all in one food. Just fucking change your schedule a bit so you have more time to cook, or get over it, you autist.

you work 15 hours a day? damn, just buy prepped food autismo

That's not even close to what that word means or how you're supposed to use it.

I usually don't care but this pushed me over the edge.

Fuck it, maybe I'll just buy soylent or some shit

Guh! Anything but that!

Well now you're just being unreasonable

Buy a bag of potatoes mash them.
Buy some carrots and a Chuck roast or any roast.
Throw carrots in with roast salt pepper Rosemary. Throw in oven on timer for 2:30 before you go to work. Come home from work take out of oven. Make bed of mash cut off piece of roast few carrots boom meal. Will feed you for about a week literally 2 minutes to prepare now

Instant ramen noodles lmao

narcissa wright

>filling
>cheap
>yummy
>can be prepared in less than 5 minutes
>healthy
>ingredients can last for months

Have you ever had hummus? It checks off all the boxes. Chickpeas, garlic, olive oil, tahini, lemon juice.

Just gets some fresh pita or naan bread and your set. Crackers are great too.

Grits and just throw in whatever you have on hand. You can put almost anything in there.

beans
omelettes

Rice and beans

Try the meal prep meme with rice + othershit.jpg

How autistic

A Japanese rice cooker can be set to go off when you come in the door. I would be eating stir fries in this situation.

When I'm too lazy for that, I do cup ramen with some frozen pork potstickers that I steam and fry in just a few minutes.

Nutritionally complete numnums for good little wageslaves

Sauerkraut

That shit tastes terrible. Couldnt even finish it.

t. Someone who fell for the soylent meme in 2015

Potatoes last for months if kept well. Nuke potatoes olive oil on top because butter doesn't keep long without electricity and salt.

Or canned soup or those shitty Hormel meals with fuckloads of preservatives.

Canned meat & canned veggies.

Tuna or sardines.

Put some damn ingredients into a slow cooker before work, then eat immediately when you get home. It's not that hard.

no
if you don't count passive cooking time, beans/llegumes and cheap cuts of meat would work

The new formulas are better but you do need to dress it up a bit with like cinnamon or cocoa powder. It's very convenient otherwise.

Canned tuna, salmon, sardines

soup

Spaghetti

Pasta or potatoes.

Get a slow cooker, you queer.

Must be nice being a slave.

Go back to Veeky Forums.

Dumbass.

Camping foods, my man. Whatever you'd take on a backpacking trip.
>oatmeal with raisins, milk powder and chocolate chips
>trail bars
>jerky and vegetables - you can make both in your oven
>pemmican
>hardtack
>summer sausage
>hard cheese
Combine a bunch of the above with whatever weeds you can forage and bam.

Porridge.

Because you expect sugary shit in a shake and didn't expect bland pancake mix

It's so bland you can mix it with anything and have it taste decent, I used to squirt pumpkin spice syrup into it when I worked at McD and got a bag

Get a rice cooker with a built-in timer. The one I have lets me pick a 'done at' time, in intervals of 10 minutes. Want your food at exactly 6:20pm? Load your rice in the morning, and the rice cooker will automatically start at the correct time, and have it done for you in the evening.

Then, open a can of beans and mix into the hot cooked rice. Make tasty by using chicken bullion and spices in the rice water. Make healthy by adding diced veggies to the rice water (or even cook the rice with canned diced tomatoes)

Also, most grocery stores lose money on their rotisserie chickens as a designated 'loss leader'. Buy one or two pre-cooked chickens, and shred some meat off when your rice is done.

Pic related lasts for something like 6 months before opening. Any number of spreads like peanut butter will keep. Dried meats like jerky or jamòn with herbed oil or a bit of mustard and you're good OP

pressure canning....
i hope you fuck it up and die of botulism tho

op asks about what meat to store and cook. you suggest buying precooked meat at a store. kys faggot

I understood that reference.

:slowcookercopypasta:

for me, it's the mchicken

an egg can easily last 4-5 weeks

Bag of smallish potatoes
Keep it in a dry, cool, dark place
Throw a few on to boil
Just need water and salt

an egg can last for several months to a year depending on how you store it

Crockpot.
Throw stuff in, put it on low, come home to hot meal.

Military fag here.
Meals 1, 6 and 10 are not bad.
I heard where getting new ones soon, but when I looked at the dates on the ones at my current base their from 2015, so it might be a while before I can critique them.

Unfortunately, I don't have rich parents to leech off.

>go to aldi
>buy bags of frozen Brussels sprouts 99 cents each
>take 5-6 mins in the microwave
>very healthy
>????
>profit