Does anyone else think that porcini mushrooms smell like pussy?

Does anyone else think that porcini mushrooms smell like pussy?

i've never smelled pussy before

So it smells of slightly off fish?

i've never smelled porcini mushrooms before

you are now aware that you slipped out of your mothers vagina

These mushrooms smell like milky coins?

They smell like umami. delicia.

i was a c-section

So you were a mistake, basically?

>can't stop smelling my newborn, he smells so good
>watch others smell him
>listen to people go on about loving how newborns smell
>realize he smells like my freshly washed crotch
>MFW

women need to be banned from the internet. basically we need christian sharia law for the west.

Okay one more post and I'll get off the computer

no
it was a planned c-section.

stop being obtuse.

i have never come in contact or smelled a vagina before. get over it.

im 37btw

This makes me so sad, I will have gender reassignment surgery and let you smell my moist clam.

>you are now aware that you slipped out of your mothers vagina

Lol, it's not quite that simple. You were born through a filthy canal of female mucous between a piss and shit hole. Oh, and when she spawned you, she lost control of both her bladder and bowel. You were drenched in shit and piss as well as female mucous. The good news is you'll shit and piss yourself when you die, so there's that.

Joke on you, that's my fetish

I wouldn't know even if it was true OP.

Maybe it's a girl

Does anybody else think that feta cheese smells like sweaty smegma-covered cock?

Baby scalps emit pheromones that make people like babies more.
I'm not making this up.
Girls like the smell of baby heads because of chemical signals you're not consciously aware of.

Not at all. Porcini mushrooms are great though.