Mister Veeky Forums its good to see you again sir. And what's your pleasure this evening?

Mister Veeky Forums its good to see you again sir. And what's your pleasure this evening?

pussy

Well, I can't exactly help you with that sir.

[muttering] stupid gringo.

Is there anything else I can get you?

Pure ethanol delivered directly into my blood, thanks.

Get me a glass of lemonade gin

Anything with celery bitters in it, barkeep.

I'm sorry cabron. That would surely kill you.

>mister
>Veeky Forums
Nope. Fuck off back to /v/

Give me a pitcher of gin.

This desu.

Just a Budweiser for now, thank you

Yes, yes it would.

Appletini with a side of astroglide please

Martini, 3:1, Bombay Sapphire:Dolins, dash of Peychauds.

I'll start with an old fashioned, and be generous with the angostura.

Antifreeze

this

shot of well whiskey and a high life, thank you sir

I'll have a water please.

Sprite on the rocks

You.

Please don't