I'm taking a fry nerd, and there's nothing you can do about it

>I'm taking a fry nerd, and there's nothing you can do about it

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MOM!!!!!!

>just gonna grab a chicken finger real quick, bro

You may take as many fries as you wish, because that is a chip, not a fry

No problem, I'm all about sharing.

Run along Duncan, respectable countries are conversing.

Just grabbing a slice real quick, bro

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alright thanks for all of your fries :)

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o-o-okay guys hahah...

>Just gonna grab a crab leg real quick, bro

What did americans mean by this?

this is called a "fry tax" (even if its not fries)
thank you for your cooperation.

Dude, that's obviously a fry.

fry taxation is theft

but dude, roads

You're gonna build a road out of fries?

no, im going to use the energy from taxed fries for the road labor force. in return, you can use the road because you helped pay for it. we will also use those fries to pay citizens who will monitor the roads and make sure nobody is using them in a dangerous way.

But I could just give fries to the road companies myself?

Then what's a fry?

chips are thick, fries are skinny

yes, but have you?

Well I would have, but you automatically take them from me. Sometimes they even deduct them from me at the restaurant

This is for you

Teleports behind you
Puts palm on your shoulder
Nothing personal kid
Sticks tube of wasabi up your nose and squeezes

you can take it, that's not a real pizza

>turns down incredibly delicious dish because it doesn't conform their idea of what a cheesy, sauced disk of bread is supposed to look like
lmaoing

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