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stream is ded thanks to SABOTAGE

THIS SHITTY FUCKING STREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

aaaaaaand it's back

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Can blast a car to Mars.

Can't keep a stable stream.

Anybody noticed that if they cooperated, we would be there faster?

a rival will always push you to be your absolute best

>defense budget teat suckers cooperating with someone trying to steal their tit

ULA is cooperation between Boeing and Lockheed.

Fucking FINALLY it's starting

Why is the audio so shit?

Is it?

MUUUUSK!

Retard.

I don't know, is it?

CAMERA NOISES ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK

>this audio

this and
this.

This is what allows capitalism to establish an environment wherein a single company becomes capable of doing something the vast majority of entire countries on earth are currently unable to accomplish.

everyone working together would circumvent that and make everyone worse off.

CAN'T HEAR SHIT CAP'N

>boeing
>doing anything quickly

>no direct feed audio
>people with focus beep turned on
cringe

the cunt who controls the mic is missing along with the core stage

center core destroyed (kinda expected that news)

CORE IS KILL

I can't understand a fucking thing he says.

>implying they wouldn't cause delays to get more of that government money

Center core confirmed to crater

Center engine fired, but the two side engines failed to reignite, wasn't able to slow down fast enough

>1/3 engines lit
>hit water at 300mph
BASED

Only center engine lit before landing, core confirmed kill :(

FUCK THIS AUDIO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy fuck why wouldnt ABC get a direct audio feed. this is so bad. its basically click click the conference.

>they fix the audio when hes done talking

nevermind I fixed it

Finally.

audio just got 10x better

cheers heard him talking about it but the mic is useless, did it hit the barge

dumb ass engineer probably forgot to switch from camera audio to the feed that theyre getting from spacex audio engineer.

>it happened just like the simulations

Think I heard him say it hit the water

Center Core looks like it ran out of the igniter on two of three engines. Hit the water at 300 mph.

>it looks so real because it looks so fake
#deep
#true
#profound

Musk talks like a robot and sometimes suddenly stares

He said it took out two of the barges engines. If the cameras werent damaged they should have cool footage.

Naw bud, a race is always the fastest way.
>America cheated with the moon though, they were halfway to the finish line then told the USSR it was a Space Race.. kek

did that cut the video feed too? how could that happen?

>hot wheels roadster
>silly and fun things are important
>TRIPPING BALLS
kek, my man

They think they got footage of the center core hitting the water. "might add to blooper real."

They weren't going to reuse ANY of the three boosters. So no real loss.

>Elon says hes tripping balls.
this fucking guy

>we can shoot yer shit to pluto niggaaaaaaa

Cooperation is always better than competition

Source :

1- the life since 3.8 billions years on Earth

2- Human History since 300 000 years

>"we want a new space race"

>"races are exciting"

>when you lost on dat plutonium nyborg

>there's people on the feed literally complaining that this money could have been spent to feed the poor

>looking at the feed
I shiggity diggity

that would be fucking awesome

>human history
>cooperation

Shut the fuck up about this.

good taste musk

We could feed the poor or we could survive as a species.

We should shoot the poor into space.

"it's like way hard"
lmao i love this man

If you can, send them this and tell them to fuck off.

We should eat the poor. Two problems solved.

>BUZZFEED NUDE

>giving Buzzfeed a question

>buzzfeed nude

Do we have more launch stills?

If we competed more than we cooperated we wouldn't be here now, for all the wars and fights we got oursleves involved in the end we always cooperated more, society as a hole wouldn't exist without cooperation

BUZZFEED NUDE

What happened to the core?

Does that take inflation into account?

Boom confirmed.

>feed poor
>they double in reproduction rate

it's not feeding the poor
It's expanding the number of poor
when the poor stop over-reproducing then you can supply them aid without it being self-defeating

Highest reproductive rate place on earth is fucking Afghanistan

it ded, sadly, only one of the engines fired, crashed into barge at around 300 mph.

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Would make sense with this image. Looks like the core leg just at the edge of the frame just before the smoke and then cut off meaning it missed the platform. You can see it around 38:33 in the live stream video.

BFR HOPPER FLIGHTS BY NEXT YEAR! ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

Quality stream.

>only 12 hours of battery life
dang, I was hoping the rumors about solar panels were true, woulda been cool to have a live feed of this for the next 1.2 billion years

Yes, it's by PPP (purchasing power parity)

Mostly because of the end of communism and stability in China.

Atlas and CMS competed in the LHC

Yeah that's a bit of a shame

>BFR by next year (maybe)
aight time to save up to go to the moon

>center core hit the water about 100 meters from drone ship, enough to take out two drone ship thrusters and shower deck with shrapnel

I WANT VIDEO

Damn shame, would be perfect desu.

Does it hurts to be this retarded?

BFR is gonna be amazing

So does it make any sense to go forward with SLS at this point?