Drink beer or coffee

>Drink beer or coffee
>Immediately need to piss
>Have to make a judgment call every time I drink them in case I'll be away from a toilet

Freedom means peeing anywhere you want. You can always find some plants to water or a car to refuel. In my case, piss jugs aren't just a meme, they've saved me many moments of tv and movie that I would have been absent for otherwise.

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>drink enough alcohol to get drunk
> immediately feel really tired
>end up going to sleep after an hour
good thing I only drink at home alone, I'd probably fall asleep at a bar if I ever went to one

Honestly it's probably because you're drinking alone. It's a low energy thing.

>Drink beer or coffee
>Immediately need to piss
you should see a doctor, dude, there is something seriously wrong with you

Caffiene and alcohol are diuretics

Thanks for your brilliant contributuon captain fucking obvious

Yes, so it's normal to need to piss from them

There's a difference between having to piss after a while and immediately needing a bathroom, faggot

Well clearly immediately means very quickly.

>tfw out on the boat drinking beer but you have piss anxiety

I know that feel

>At a house party
>They decide to go into town
>Dying for a piss while on the train
>Have to leave to find a toilet
>Lose everyone and have to go home

Why not just hang your dick over the edge and piss in the water?

That's how I roll.

>tfw cant shit without coffee

try walking more than 5 feet per day and you might get things moving down naturally

your friends are shit

your kidneys are failing mate

I can only do that if im sufficiently drunk. I'm internally shy. No issues with whipping my dick out but it won't piss, it's like it doesn't want to give anyone an opportunity to attack while i'm peeing and defenseless.

ummmm the toilet is at least 8 feet away so I walk 16 feet per day.

same here desu

Don't forget about trips to the kitchen! My bathroom is also approximately 8 feet away, with the kitchen being an additional 8 feet from there. So much exercise I'm surprised I'm not Veeky Forums yet

Get some bladder discipline, noob.