Things you can say to your sous chef but not your girlfriend

>things you can say to your sous chef but not your girlfriend

I love you. i want you. I want you to spit in my mouth

i love watching you suck my cock babygirl, it feels so good

Shut your fucking mouth and get back in the kitchen.

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN OR PACK YOUR STUFF

>the salt, is it freshly mined here every day?
>no chef, we collect it from the salt quarry every morning
>so there's no salt mine underneath the restaurant? Fuck me..

LET ME SEE THAT BRAWN IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES

Grab my chopper and do what you do best.

Show me your poophole captain

lets steal a beer and smoke a joint outback

its fucking raw.

This meat won't beat itself

You're a useful person and when you argue with me its for a good reason. Your judgement is good and you do not lack self awareness.

Anything desu, I'd never have an icky girlfriend

EIGHTY SIX THE DUCK A L'ORANGE

This taco is completely DRY!

In the short time I've known you you've managed to become absolutely indispensable to this operation, proving time and again your loyalty and dedication. Your attitude and jovial cooperation with thoughtful suggestions for real improvements make this a far better place than I could pull off alone.

Hey fatass, you cut yourself again with that santoku knife and I will fire you

can you handle the meat?

If that dish isn't plated in 20 seconds I'm going to get the dishwashers to run a train on your anus.

Dishpig here X'^D

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Kill yourself.

breddy good

^probably the best one here

You can bring your girlfriend and me at the hotel room

good morning

ouch

>put it in raw

>tfw I'm the sous at a restaurant where the chef the owner and we're kind of failing at the moment

>dating a teetotaller

Should've caught this at Day 1, honestly.

DO I SMELL ROTTING SHRIMP? DID NO ONE EVER TEACH YOU HOW TO FUCKING CLEAN?

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE FUCKING DONE

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is it a vietnamese restaurant?