We've never met before

>we've never met before
>I say hallo friend, and crack open a stella and hand it to you.

what do you do?

Drink it because I'm not an ungrateful mongrel

oh.... is that why you drink it?

Cheers

>I'll drink it cause i aint some ungrateful liberal

Down that shit, I'm not too picky about booze

>pour it onto your body and lick it off

that's like a fat girl buying you dinner and you pity fuck her afterwards so she doesn't feel rejected

>what do you do?
Comment that I've never actually had this before. Take a few sips and discuss the taste.

How do these actually taste like btw?

I'm not going to fuck the girl but i'd eat the food.

what if she required you to eat it off her rather large tits and belly?

Drinking alcohol is against my religion.

I would turn 830 degrees and walk away.

Urine and lemon and skin flakes

your religion sounds gay, no offense

esp. if one of those mid-eastern faiths, esp. no offence! (~.~)

I'm morman 2

Alcohol is for the mentally and morally weak.

What about psycadelics?

>/kek/
says the gentleman posting on the weeabo imageboard consisting of mostly alcoholic threads

>Alcohol is for the mentally and morally weak.
And maybe some people enjoy an alcoholic buzz as well as a safe alternative to water. You're definitely of no real Christian faith so your opinion is worthless anyway.

Not everyone needs a crutch to get through life or social interactions.

( ._.)

>i enjoy living a puritan protestant life of slavery to my masters and masochistic suffering to appease my hate filled god, not allowing myself even the slightest pleasures to ensure I get to go be with a bunch of sado-masochists just like me for eternity.

>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Explain that beer gives me headaches and return it to you.

Then I'd fucking glass you over the head with it you pathetic excuse for a human. You wanna die tonight cunt? Better drink a fucking beer or I'm going to torture you real slow faggot

Do you also force people with peanut allergies to eat peanuts?

I thank you and drink it happily.

Not my first choice, but I'm not one to turn down free booze.

ask for a strawberry daiquiri
thx

Smile, ask if it's been ruffled, shrug, chug, and get the next round.

Say thanks faggot and drink it up. Unless I hate it, but it looks good.

I would if that was their excuse for refusing my offer of a peanut, yes. Fucking faggots how much of a literal cuck to you have to be to be allergic to something lmao

>thanks man, i dont normally drink stella but i never turn down a free beer
>proceed to order a real drink after drinking this swill

For the enlightened and morally sound.

Call you a hipster faggot and drink my PBR.

Beat your wife