Bitchmom forgot to tell the wagecuck no pickles or onions

>bitchmom forgot to tell the wagecuck no pickles or onions

I gave your mom my pickle.

>no pickles or onions

kys fag

>mom comes back grocery shopping
>says she bought chicken tendiesfor me to eat at home for dinner on days she works late
>Tyson brand
fucking dumb bitch got the healthy kind again

the Yummy brand is good

>not making the grocery shopping by yourself

Entirely your fault frog

your mom is passive-aggressively telling you to kill yourself

...

>going outside

Yeah fucking right

I would do some of the online ordering that some stores offer but then I'd have to speak to some fucking normie who thinks I'm a freak when he drops it off.

Think of it as your punishment for being too inept to make your own tendies.

But you *are* a freak. Literally.

This will only get worse and worse the more you refuse to go outside. Face your fears and overcome them. You can fix it.

I know it's a meme, but I wonder how many 18+ """adults""" live like this?

Fuck me, I'd neck myself if I couldn't properly cook myself a steak at 20 years of age.

>when you give up on good boy points because you realize mom is going to keep feeding you tendies out of pure fear

I DIDNT COME HERE TO FEEL

A few rape threats are all you need for that end.

Good feel.

This is all ironic shitposting r-right?

>this thread

Like most shitposting it is in fact ironic, though there is a grain of truth running through it all.

>Implying they'll give a fuck
I'm literally autistic and I'm nowhere near as retarded as you

It was originally, but then actual tendiebabies saw it and thought they were welcome here.

I think it's worse. I think the ironic posting actually created them. Impressionable youngsters who didn't yet grasp irony believed it was cool to be like that.

it is cool to bully your mom into getting tendies through veiled threats of rape, you goddamn dweeb.

All their mom would have to do is slap them in the fucking face.

>no pickles or onions
Shit taste