How do you like your toast?

How do you like your toast?

Bottom left

top middle desu

Unironically bottom right.

top right

Bottom-left, buttered (with the butter actually spread, not just a fucking square in the middle)

3 or 4 with peanut butter

>That huge jump from #2 to #3

It's like they don't know how to make toast.

Top right or bottom left. Bottom middle is still edible though.

Somewhere between top middle and top left.

Generally bottom left, but if I'm making a sandwich, then top right because it's a little less crumbly.

Bottom middle buttered, comfy af

6 is the patrician choice like having black coffee. maybe if you have the palette of child you would go for the others.

raw

bottom middle, spread butter asap for that sweet melt

Top middle for breakfast sandwiches

Top right for snacks

bottom left is the only correct choice

This

Top right. It is a good balance.

You animal

Out of morbid curiosity, why?

Top left

Top right or bottom left, that sort of thing

Sometimes bottom middle is tasty though with a load of butter

...

may as well not even toast it at that point

3 with butter
OR
5 with jelly

Bottom middle and right, definitely. When I buy a freshly baked bread in a store, I pick ones that seem slightly burned.

Like my women, bottom middle

There's a couple of honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants
>No shit
They look like they're from the CIA or somethin.

The short one wants 4 whole fried chickens and a Coke

>*Strokes chin* Jake!
And the tall one wants two pieces of dry white toast
>Elwood! Shit the Blues Brothers!

I like it RAAAAWWWW

But why did you post a timelapse of Europe, OP?

top right
>assuming both sides are the same

Bottom middle

Between top middle and bottom middle is acceptable. Prefer between top right and bottom left. I need it toasted to a golden perfection because I'm not a savage.

>buying pre-toasted bread
Do americans really do this?

Top right, everything else is complete pleb tier

He likes cancer

any from the bottom row

left bottom is good for jams and butter, or poultry sandwiches
center bottom is good for beef and pork sandwiches, and also fluffer nutters
right bottom is good with butter meat and coffee, and to remind you that work aint shit because you eat charcoal for breakfast

3

Anybody else from the uk when they were younger used to like the cheap tesco brand bread because you could peel the top layer of toast off so you'd have a thin crispy piece of toast and a slightly soggy piece of buttered toast on the side? I used to eat so much of that shit.

Top right for sandwiches, bottom left for toast.

Anything between 2-5 is acceptable if im pressed for time, but 3-4 is my preference. 1 is not even toast, 6 is throw away and try again tier.

top right

4/5

bottom left. mid-bottom is fine. all the other ones I prefer to avoid.

2, slightly crusty outer shell, warm like freshly baked bread in the center

top right

topkek

have an upvote :^)

This. Between 4 and 5 is the sweet spot.

Top left isnt toast.
Thats bread.

If you answer less than 4, you are too young for this board

>2017
>Still eating bread or carbs of any kind
Umm... no thanks sweetie.

This thread is about toast, brother.

Top right and bottom left

top left and bottom right is the patrician choice, you pleb

hey grandpa.

how many scotches and cigars have you had today?

With peanut butter and cum board

middle bottom with goat cheese is the real shit