How do you like your toast?
How do you like your toast?
Bottom left
top middle desu
Unironically bottom right.
top right
Bottom-left, buttered (with the butter actually spread, not just a fucking square in the middle)
3 or 4 with peanut butter
>That huge jump from #2 to #3
It's like they don't know how to make toast.
Top right or bottom left. Bottom middle is still edible though.
Somewhere between top middle and top left.
Generally bottom left, but if I'm making a sandwich, then top right because it's a little less crumbly.
Bottom middle buttered, comfy af
6 is the patrician choice like having black coffee. maybe if you have the palette of child you would go for the others.
raw
bottom middle, spread butter asap for that sweet melt
Top middle for breakfast sandwiches
Top right for snacks
bottom left is the only correct choice
This
Top right. It is a good balance.
You animal
Out of morbid curiosity, why?
Top left
Top right or bottom left, that sort of thing
Sometimes bottom middle is tasty though with a load of butter
...
may as well not even toast it at that point
3 with butter
OR
5 with jelly
Bottom middle and right, definitely. When I buy a freshly baked bread in a store, I pick ones that seem slightly burned.
Like my women, bottom middle
There's a couple of honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants
>No shit
They look like they're from the CIA or somethin.
The short one wants 4 whole fried chickens and a Coke
>*Strokes chin* Jake!
And the tall one wants two pieces of dry white toast
>Elwood! Shit the Blues Brothers!
I like it RAAAAWWWW
But why did you post a timelapse of Europe, OP?
top right
>assuming both sides are the same
Bottom middle
Between top middle and bottom middle is acceptable. Prefer between top right and bottom left. I need it toasted to a golden perfection because I'm not a savage.
>buying pre-toasted bread
Do americans really do this?
Top right, everything else is complete pleb tier
He likes cancer
any from the bottom row
left bottom is good for jams and butter, or poultry sandwiches
center bottom is good for beef and pork sandwiches, and also fluffer nutters
right bottom is good with butter meat and coffee, and to remind you that work aint shit because you eat charcoal for breakfast
3
Anybody else from the uk when they were younger used to like the cheap tesco brand bread because you could peel the top layer of toast off so you'd have a thin crispy piece of toast and a slightly soggy piece of buttered toast on the side? I used to eat so much of that shit.
Top right for sandwiches, bottom left for toast.
Anything between 2-5 is acceptable if im pressed for time, but 3-4 is my preference. 1 is not even toast, 6 is throw away and try again tier.
top right
4/5
bottom left. mid-bottom is fine. all the other ones I prefer to avoid.
2, slightly crusty outer shell, warm like freshly baked bread in the center
top right
topkek
have an upvote :^)
This. Between 4 and 5 is the sweet spot.
Top left isnt toast.
Thats bread.
If you answer less than 4, you are too young for this board
>2017
>Still eating bread or carbs of any kind
Umm... no thanks sweetie.
This thread is about toast, brother.
Top right and bottom left
top left and bottom right is the patrician choice, you pleb
hey grandpa.
how many scotches and cigars have you had today?
With peanut butter and cum board
middle bottom with goat cheese is the real shit