Hi~! today I will show you the best way to make chilli
The Best Chilli
Looks like my toilet before I flushed.
What did you have in the toilet before you flushed it?
A great deal of corny wet shit.
Uma Delicia!
I can't afford monkey meat my dude
I mean, yeah. It's chili.
I've never made chili that looks that close to actual excrement.
>chili con corne
no thx
It's the only chilli I've had that hasn't killed my stomach so I must be doing something right
You put corn in it. Why would you do that to chili?
it's just chili, nothing con corne about it
>I must be doing something right
Certainly not "living."
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I couldn't find chili beans without the corn
Are you implying that only faggots defecate?
>REAL CHILI RECIPE (ORIGINAL COWBOY STYLE)
>halfway through the video
>now some of the stuff i’ve added is just my preference and isn’t used in traditional chili, but that’s what cooking is all about!
Nobody poops but you
Did you watch my curry video?
Wouldn't it be possible to just make your own chili beans by seasoning other beans? The reason why I was so put off by corn being in the chili is because I feel like it would throw the texture off.
I really like that, it made me smile
But let's be real here. All chili looks like varying degrees of poopsoup. If there's any fault I find with this one, it's the macaroni.
I just throw things in a crockpot, it's how I do all my cooking
I got a stomach ache just watching this
What appears to be the problem, officer?
>another dumb chili shitposting thread
Pure cancer.
This isn't shitposting, this is how I actually cook
Is this a cry for help?
Do you need someone to talk to?
Dude, get it together
I'm autistic and I live alone and I need someone to hold me at night uwu
other than putting too much in the slow cooker, what did he do wrong? i do this with everything i cook because it’s easier
>refried beans
>corn
>tomato sauce
>cheese in acidic liquid
>pasta
I didn't put acid in it?
Tomatoes. How noticeable were the strings of unincorporated cheese?
>you can’t mix tomato and cheese
>what is italian food
americlap education
you literally just go out in the jungle and wrangle a monkey
Are you cute? Ill hold you at night and more bb
mayb uwu
Yeah, post your address and I'll hold you for you don't worry about it.
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I'm Irish
alright see you in ireland. Don't get scared if I come home a bit late.