>instant noodles
>takes a few minutes to prepare
Instant noodles
yes, YES
>anal bleach
>Butthole isn't white just tan
>minute rice
>takes 4 minutes to start boiling and 6 minutes to cook
>buffalo wings
>made from chicken
>Good 'n Plenty
>Tastes like shit, tiny portion
>Sweet Baby Ray's
>Not sweet, not made from baby
>Nigger toes
>just shitty nuts
>"fast food"
>spend 28 minutes in the drive-through behind a fat white woman with an incredibly specific combo and a car full of niggers who want heavy mayo on their mcchickens
>not cleaning and making a drink while that one minute goes by
>not ordering delivery taco bell and mcd's
bruh if McDonalds had boiled nuts, we'd call em "McD's Nuts"
>instant noodle pack says to add 2 cups of water
>only add 1.5 cups
>McDonald's Cheeseburgers
>There's no cheese only yellow plastic
>it works anyways
>consider yourself a chef and start watching food network and spending $200 at the grocery store buying shit you'll use once then realize you're too lazy for that shit, so it all spoils and that one meal you made was subpar at best
>Hash browns
>They're yellow
>There's no weed in them
>Green tea
>It's yellow
if you want instant food just eat an apple
>ready meals
>need additional preparation
Why is jumbo shrimp still so shrimpy?
Instant? American war when it comes to oil m'dear
instant noodles are trash time wise, instant rice is where it's at
THIS
it always confuses me to read this online
But... green tea IS green
>minute rice
>microwave for 1:10
kill yourself
Fuck why didn't I think of this joke.
>chicken drumsticks
>not actually a musical instrument
>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
>can actually believe it pretty easily
t. y*nks
>stopped for being a predator
>just getting something to eat
>paying a 5dollar delivery fee for mcshits
>self-rising flour
>doesn't float in the air
...
>Now melts!
>haggis
>it's actually a scotsmans used bagpipe
Not in Australia it isn't
Haven't laughed at something on Veeky Forums this hard in a long time. Thank you.
>Orange juice
>it's yellow
Now that's good humor.
>No Name
>has a name
im colorblind so it looks like sick mans piss
>gween tea
>its cawfee
>cawfee
>it's black tea
>sear meat lightly on each side, then heat in oven for 75 minutes
>You can dice it and cook it in a waffle iron in 5 minutes
>dry ribs
>drenched in sauce
>Rare steak
>Pretty common
>Peanut butter and Jam
>There's not traffic
>Order cappuccino
>Get kilimanjaro instead
BK in the UK think they can compete with God tier takeaways with their awful, overpriced shit AND they have a £3 delivery fee lmao. The fucking state of these chains
Kek
I like this, the only problem is that the only popular boiled nuts are peanuts and those are legumes and not nuts :(((
>nigger toes
>shitty nuts
You mean the best goddamn nut in the fancy mix and the most frustrating because they only put 5 in the whole fucking can
Don't you mean "McKill yourself"?
Wtf BK delivers in the UK.
Yeh check just eat