Instant noodles

>instant noodles
>takes a few minutes to prepare

yes, YES

>anal bleach
>Butthole isn't white just tan

>minute rice
>takes 4 minutes to start boiling and 6 minutes to cook

>buffalo wings
>made from chicken

>Good 'n Plenty
>Tastes like shit, tiny portion

>Sweet Baby Ray's
>Not sweet, not made from baby

>Nigger toes
>just shitty nuts

>"fast food"
>spend 28 minutes in the drive-through behind a fat white woman with an incredibly specific combo and a car full of niggers who want heavy mayo on their mcchickens

>not cleaning and making a drink while that one minute goes by

>not ordering delivery taco bell and mcd's

bruh if McDonalds had boiled nuts, we'd call em "McD's Nuts"

>instant noodle pack says to add 2 cups of water
>only add 1.5 cups

>McDonald's Cheeseburgers
>There's no cheese only yellow plastic

>it works anyways
>consider yourself a chef and start watching food network and spending $200 at the grocery store buying shit you'll use once then realize you're too lazy for that shit, so it all spoils and that one meal you made was subpar at best

>Hash browns
>They're yellow
>There's no weed in them

>Green tea
>It's yellow

if you want instant food just eat an apple

>ready meals
>need additional preparation

Why is jumbo shrimp still so shrimpy?

Instant? American war when it comes to oil m'dear

instant noodles are trash time wise, instant rice is where it's at

THIS

it always confuses me to read this online

But... green tea IS green

>minute rice
>microwave for 1:10

kill yourself

Fuck why didn't I think of this joke.

>chicken drumsticks

>not actually a musical instrument

>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
>can actually believe it pretty easily

t. y*nks

>stopped for being a predator
>just getting something to eat

>paying a 5dollar delivery fee for mcshits

>self-rising flour
>doesn't float in the air

...

>Now melts!

>haggis
>it's actually a scotsmans used bagpipe

Not in Australia it isn't

Haven't laughed at something on Veeky Forums this hard in a long time. Thank you.

>Orange juice
>it's yellow

Now that's good humor.

>No Name
>has a name

im colorblind so it looks like sick mans piss

>gween tea
>its cawfee

>cawfee
>it's black tea

>sear meat lightly on each side, then heat in oven for 75 minutes
>You can dice it and cook it in a waffle iron in 5 minutes

>dry ribs
>drenched in sauce

>Rare steak
>Pretty common

>Peanut butter and Jam
>There's not traffic

>Order cappuccino
>Get kilimanjaro instead

BK in the UK think they can compete with God tier takeaways with their awful, overpriced shit AND they have a £3 delivery fee lmao. The fucking state of these chains

Kek

I like this, the only problem is that the only popular boiled nuts are peanuts and those are legumes and not nuts :(((

>nigger toes
>shitty nuts
You mean the best goddamn nut in the fancy mix and the most frustrating because they only put 5 in the whole fucking can

Don't you mean "McKill yourself"?

Wtf BK delivers in the UK.

Yeh check just eat