Who wants to make pizza with me?

Who wants to make pizza with me?

if it wasn't for the granite countertop and passable quality of sliced bread, that would look like a dinotendies post

why do you need eggs?

V. Confused about the eggs as well

Well don't keep us waiting OP.

My parents aren't home. Time to cook.

I'm ready to get mad.

im waiting

This faggot's making italian french toast. Euhhhh

is this Dinotendies' more successful cousin?

gut reaction: hes some college kid looking after his moms pets at her house while shes on vacation with his step dad

"This thread will deliver" -OP

I'm concerned, why are you making french toast, I thought you were cooking pizza

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT ANOTHER MEMER ON OUR HANDS BOYS WEEEEYEEEEW

Here we go

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Where's the syrup?

I'd almost be on board with this, if it wasn't fucking oatmeal bread.

That oatmeal bread is overly sweet too. Hopefully there isn't more sugar in the tomato sauce or you're looking at dessert levels of sugar content.

>Hopefully there isn't more sugar in the tomato sauce
I've had that exact brand before, and it's cloyingly sweet.

This shit is gonna be disgusting.

>toast crust
>not making your own sauce
>not shredding cheese yourself
I see we're being as lazy as possible

Lot of gay people in this thread. Lot of gay people.

Says the nigga who's making "pizza" out of French toast.

You're the nigger. You are.

Here's my pizza, nigger. I made the dough, the sauce, and I actually shredded the cheese myself!

Let's see the end result of yours.

OP's little pizza toast experiment does seem pretty gay compared to this.

I've never been this horny about a pizza before.

>nothing has changed
Why the fuck did that take you so long?

Here is the one I made the other day

his mom was yelling at him for turning on the oven without permission

It looks like you spent hours to make a frozen pizza.

You mean women. This board is full of passive aggressive roasties.

So gooood

>claims it is good
>hasn't taken a bite

How do you know that, cunt?

>not grinding the flour, growing the vegetables, curing the pepperonis, or milking the cow yourself
>not mining and sculpting the grindstone, hand-mixing the soil, slaughtering the cattle, or rearing the dairy cows yourself
>not formulating the physical basis for the planet to eventually produce stone, earth, and life, both vegetable and animal yourself
>not being God himself
>still thinking you ""made"" a pizza proper

I can see the fucking picture, there's no bites

Takes about 20 minutes of active work. The rest is letting the dough rise.

>pre minced garlic
I mean if you were going for as shitty as possible you've done it right.

Read this in Gollum's voice

>cheese and tomato covered french toast that's burnt on one side
wifey material right here

That better be some kind of balsamic sauce. Also looks a little too bare, needs a topping or two.

not me, i do it all day for a living

It's gohan desuyo shiitake nori. I got the idea from an episode of Gaki no Tsukai

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Interesting. The black sauce spooked me. What's that on top, a type of cheese?

Yeah, aged sharp cheddar with some Parmigiano-Reggiano. I regret adding the latter because it made it far too salty.

Did someone have the shits on your pizza?

>Adding sugar to the dough.
How was your chuck e cheese special?

when did i say i put sugar

Essentially an open face pizza monte cristo. Nice creation, OP. It has potential as a meme sandwich at some hipster cafe or something.