>Search any work of literary on Amazon
>Look at one star reviews
It's a gold mine. Fucking great. People like this actually exist.
Amazon Reviews
Owen Jones
Jack Robinson
What book was he reviewing?
Joseph Cruz
Wise Blood
Samuel Evans
pynchon?
Xavier Edwards
...
Ian Ramirez
Yeah I learned all that stuff in my philosophy classes in college.
Nicholas Long
Mason & Dixon
The alliteration alone made my body ache
Gabriel Morales
Well, he does have a point.
Jayden Brown
>You think a talking dog is funny?
Yes?
Justin Perez
>Show, don't tell
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Levi Ward
He isn't wrong
Caleb Allen
Herodotus - Histories
Nathan Roberts
>Katie
Oh boy I am surprised
Robert Turner
The fucking iliad
William Ross
kek
Juan Collins
OP here. I'd feel guilty if I didn't say something about KJV Bible reviews.
This isn't even one of the better ones.
Isaiah Johnson
...
Brandon Wright
>portrait of the artist
>no plot
These people are genuinely retarded. You don't have to have explosions and anime battles for something to have plot.
That said, I kinda prefer goodreads review as far as rage-inducing and amusing posts go. Amazon is full of pseuds too, but it lacks the circle-jerk nature and want for attention that Goodreads has.
Anthony Russell
>Muh soggy knee
Dropped.
Noah Nelson
What book though...
Benjamin Edwards
why do people think their freshman writing class is the end all be all of good writing? I don't know how many times I've had to listen to some nasally shitbag complain about a writer using an adverb in a 100 year-old work.
Christian Bennett
what it's so easy to read. this shit was meant to be told to a bunch of commoners in ancient Greece
Jaxson Brown
I'm so fucking sick of people referencing the Emperor's New Clothes.
James Barnes
IJ
Wyatt Johnson
...
Camden Nelson
Not really.
Josiah Baker
so glad i don't watch shitty youtube channels like so many people around here, that sounds pathetic
Leo Butler
I am too. It's my go-to flag for spotting a pseud now. It's used in every other review on good reads. They always try to find a way to "cleverly" insert it into their review, and it's infuriating.
Andrew Anderson
Wew...
Levi Taylor
Fucking marks, man.
Gavin Wood
You can't say his review is wrong, just emotionally charged. Though in his attempt to subvert the book he affirmed it since Al Queda has a never ending stream of recruits.
Oliver Sanders
...
Logan Thompson
>i'm lazy and the things i read should acknowledge that
Brayden Mitchell
Talking dogs are pretty funny indeed
Xavier Williams
>I don't like a character as a person so the whole book is bad
I want him to die.
Juan Morris
It might be funny if I knew what book he's talking about, genius.
Logan Morales
Read the thread.
Chase Flores
What book is that?
Blake Myers
Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea.
Nolan Brown
Arrogant idiots like this are the worst.
How the fuck do you not know what a hearth is? And if you don't, fucking look it up.
Christopher Morales
>it is completely taken out of context
What?
Jason Howard
>people whom want
reeeeeeeee
Oliver Hill
haha!
Jordan Diaz
wait wait wait wait
He is having difficulty with the fucking Fagles? That is the fucking walmart edition of the Iliad. That tranny is designed for stupid people.
Grayson Young
Grazie
Samuel Anderson
god btfo
Gabriel Flores
It can be, to be fair.
Thomas Green
>people whom want
Oh god no
Brandon Bennett
>Poetry is usually so academic in its use of language
That is just an euphemism for saying "I'm an idiot who can't understand words"
Henry Ramirez
It's even worse, he doesn't realize he can find out what they mean.
Hudson Nguyen
>BetaGeek
What did he mean by this username?
Anthony Bell
Who the fuck doesn't know what a hearth is?
Ethan Carter
The Odyssey is one of the easiest Greek poems for modern audiences though. Even if you go full pleb and take it purely as entertainment, it's a pretty fun adventure story
Henry King
I presume he means Ancient Greece.
Jack Morgan
Where do I get one of these molds for my face, is it to keep hydrated?
Julian Roberts
You apply the semen to the face directly, I hear.
Robert Davis
>ghost writer for socrates
stopped reading there
Nathaniel Parker
People don't understand that show don't tell is advice for poor writers.
Good writers will show by telling.
Ian Perez
I don't think he got everything out of the book.
Henry Morales
Its like they want the author to hold their hands and guide them through the damn book.
Jose Murphy
Same reason every libertarian thinks they're an economic expert even though they've only taken up to the 101 level.
Gabriel Phillips
Libertarians are almost as bad as liberals, even if they are on the right side of the spectrum. Retarded political ideology that falls apart under the slightest degree of scrutiny, as do the people who support it.
Noah Ortiz
Thinking that you know everything about a subject after a college course is general pseud behavior. Good writers know that adverbs are fine if used well and sparingly. I remember avoiding adverbs at all cost until I started reading Joyce and realized that they can make for very good writing.
Cameron Scott
confirmed for never having read Kaczynski
Isaac Anderson
>by a customer on 9 April 1999
Fug man this review is older than half the posters on this board
Caleb Thompson
The reviews for books might be good, but the reviews for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer are true KINO