I know the entire world is obsessed with kale smoothies and gluten free eggs...

I know the entire world is obsessed with kale smoothies and gluten free eggs, but find you one of those unique girls who just wants you to feed her pizza and bagels.

They're often terrible people, both types mentioned.

Those types are always gross tumblr hamplanets though.

>hahah i love tacos I'm not your average gurl!!!!

well you're in luck because most girls are not your average girl and just want to eat pizza and black out

>haha I'm so random and quirky and totally not 200lb heavier than my art implies

I want to date adults not children with an underdeveloped palate, sorry OP

Came here to post this

I dunno why, but comic artists drawing themselves as significantly skinnier than they are just pisses me off. This goes for almost anyone who has themselves drawn this way.

>unique
>girls that just want to eat poorly
user is this b8..

>liking women
ya dun goofed dumbass
getting your ass pounded by niggas is where shit's at

literally where shit's at you filthy sodomite

This. Women are gay af

Now you can return to Reddit and never come back.

Bagels are pretty ok
pizza is disgusting

>you're not special, I was the special one
>you were lucky to have even held my interest this long; I'm the prize here, you're a dime a dozen

>oldfag signaling on a Middle Eastern beef kebab online discourse fora
Chill out, my dude.

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>projecting this hard

if you believe that post to be a projection you can't pretend that the post it was responding to wasn't, also, a ludicrous projection.

Umm...sweetie.

I don't know where you think you are, but this is Veeky Forums.

I thought they were joke and counter joke.

Cool Reddit thread

then why can't you recognize that post as a joke

well technically their hair is different

is pretty accurate.

>muh sekret klub

>this projection
Wew

You have to go back

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This is the most Reddit post I have seen all day.

This looks good I'm gonna go make it

>[personal attack when losing argument]
really not reddit specific

There are planty of girls like that out there. They're called fat girls.