IPAs are garbage and anyone who pretends to enjoy drinking them is running the weakest bluff possible. Who the fuck thinks fermented lawnmower clippings makes for good brew? Just blenderize some grass and you'd get the same taste.
Anyone worth his salt drinks stouts, porters, Belgian ales, lambics, hefeweizen or rauchbier
Anyone secure in their masculinity doesn't drink beer at all. They all taste the same. The taste of curdled piss. You aren't manly or cool for pretending. The same goes for wine and fancyfags.
Just drink liquor.
Michael Davis
Macha tastes like grass. IPA's taste like grapefruit after brushing your teeth. Get your abitrary complaints straight.
Carson Green
bitter is an acquired taste and IPAs don't taste like chlorophyll they are full of aromatic oils you either have a child's pallete or you are a super taster with an untrained one
Connor Morris
i'm not a fan of IPAs, either.
new belgian makes one with citrus...cuts down on the bitterness. it's actually a very drinkable IPA
Elijah James
IPAs are an entry level beer. Sierra Nevada was my first beer and was very drinkable. Now I can't stand them and mostly drink stouts, porters, and bocks.
Noah Harris
Do we really need 50 threads a day from a child whining about people liking things he doesn't. Also the fuck is smoke beer
Joseph Ward
Apparently it involves pumping smoke into it while it's being brewed. It sounds interesting, but I've never had it. I like smoked [everything else], though, so I probably should.
Jordan Collins
>pumping smoke into it while it's brewing
No, it's done by cold smoking a portion of the malt before it's ground for the mash. They're called rauchbiers. I made one once and it was decent but not something you'd want all the time.
Hudson Cooper
>stop liking what i don't like
reinheitsgebot is good and will always be superior ton some garbage craftbeer that has been artificially tampered with so people can actually drink it.
Christian Martinez
>retarded amerimutts who believe they have "german ancestry" and have begun to drink beer 1 day ago
haha, nice.
Isaac Torres
The Chad on the right has obviously never been to Köln if he thinks a pint is the only glass size
Gabriel James
where my /stoutboys/ at?
Henry Anderson
But I'm literally from London. Don't be so O B S E S S E D it's unsightly.
Gavin Reed
Beer rankings thread?
Enlightened >Oatmeal stouts >German lagers >Czech pils >Hefeweizen that doesn't taste like banana
Great >Oktoberfest beers >Dunkelweizen >Kölsch >Pale ales >other stouts
Average >Belgian wheat ales >Mild IPAs >banana hefeweizen >import Euro lagers >porters
Worst >American "pilsners" >tripple hop bomb IPAs >meme fruit beers and shandys
Parker Smith
>this thing tastes like curdled piss >instead, drink this thing that tastes like curdled piss Liquor tastes like shit. I drink beer because I enjoy the flavor. Hate to burst your bubble, but some people like things that you don't like.
I feel like some IPAs and APAs can be good, just don't prioritize bitter as the main flavour. Using something like orange blossom honey as the priming sugar for carbonation plays well with the floral notes of certain hops and makes it much more refreshing.
Also what do you all think of Gueuze? I want to make one but the three year minimum time frame and need for oak barrels keeps me from going through with it.
Luis Williams
You didn't even list sours. Those are starting to roll pretty hard at craft breweries. And what about belgian trippels? Also, the banana flavored wheat bears should be listed at the bottom along with the fruits.
Jordan Bailey
I assumed he was folding that under fruit beers, like a pleb
Ayden Russell
bretty gud
Gavin Cox
He's a faggot then because sours are completely different from the silly fruit beers.
Jose Bennett
>no Belgian dark ales >no double bocks Better than craft beer virgin/10, but that's it.
Connor James
There's more than one kind of liquor. There's whiskey, rum, gin, vodka, brandy, bourbon, tequila, soon and so forth. None of which remotly resemble curdled piss unlike most beer I have tried (which amounts to the entire selections available at the stores around me).
Nice try though.
Michael Watson
This is our season boys
William Murphy
>posting about IPAs when we're well into pumpkin beer season
Julian Jenkins
caring means you're focused outside of your personal bubble, which means you're insecure because you feel the need to compare yourself to others. real men do what they want and only concern themselves with things that affect them.
Jackson Jackson
>reinheitsgebot Do you realize that trappist beers violates the reinheitsgebot? If it were truly enforced we would never have godlike beers like Westvleteren, Trappist Rochefort and Orval.
Adam Johnson
>not wanting to destroy everything you don't agree with so your view becomes everyone's view virgin pleb tier
Zachary Jones
IPA's are legit shit tho
Jordan Scott
weizen is supposed to taste like banana retard opinion discarded
James Bailey
retards dont even know the real reason behind the Reinheitsgebot. they make good pilsner yes, but that's it. the Reinheitsgebot has nothing to do with good beer or quality. maybe they should once educate themselves, then again they would have to catch up with a lot of things.
Camden Roberts
>drinking any alcohol but French wine Do the rest of Western society really do this?
Leo Lopez
>weizen is supposed to taste like banana Can still be shit and taste like it's supposed to though
Cameron Hernandez
I drink IPAs because I can become drunk more quickly. Couldn't give a fuck about the taste of any drink.
Tyler Myers
No, they're the best. I don't like the burnt malt taste of stouts or the over the top sweetness of porters. A well balanced IPA has just the right amount of bitterness and enough citrus fruitiness to balance it out. Just because you don't like anything that's more bitter than Coca Cola doesn't mean that other people are "pretending".
Lincoln Stewart
>expanding your horizons and trying new things means you're insecure ok cleetus
Dylan Collins
I don't know about what you recommend, but I definitely hate >95% of IPAs.
There's a few that are tolerable, but those are usually ones that don't rely on hops to carry the flavour.
Jaxon Richardson
Why would I want to destroy something I'm ultimately not going to interact with? Sounds like wasted effort. Same argument goes for forcing your ideology on others, why do you even care? If you need to dominate others to be happy then clearly you're not a self-possessed, you're just a brat who thinks life is anything other than chaos.
what retard logic is this? expanding your horizons and trying new things is exactly what a self assured person does, putting effort towards hating outside groups that don't affect you is not.
Logan Sullivan
Then you should just drink everclear, kid
Sebastian Williams
>>>/alck/
Aiden Nelson
I fucking hate ipas. I hate that every brewer has like 6 ipas all year but like 1 or 2 other beers that you can only get once or twice a year. I have a friend who acts like ipas are the second coming of Christ and thinks he some sort of expert because he's been drinking them for like 6 months.
Colton Barnes
Try anything Aecht Schlenkerla makes. They specialize in rauchbier. Kind of set the standard.
Ian Johnson
>Hefeweizen that doesn't taste like banana
I thought they were supposed to
Cameron Ramirez
Supporting that "Fuck IPAs" claim with your stupid chad/virgin meme just makes you look like a retards, because you can brew fucking IPAs while adhering to the Reinheitsgebot. You can even get IPAs from German breweries.
So please, OP, the next time you make your shitty thread, please use a better image.
Justin Smith
Who needs hops at all: only the cheapest and strongest malt liquor for me.
Henry Phillips
Am I cool yet?
Samuel Taylor
I don't understand how anyone can drink any variety of pumpkin ale. It's nauseating.
Evan Garcia
I wanted to try something different, I'm enjoying it.
Colton Flores
I was thinking of Hacker-Pschorr which has a nice wheat taste without being overpoweringly banana like Hofbrau's hefeweizen
Yeah sorry I forgot to rank every single type of beer ever
William Clark
There's more than one kind of beer. There's pilsner, bock, märzen, schwarzbeir, IPA, Kölsch, soon and so fourth. None ove which remotly resemble curdled piss unlike most liquors I have tried (which amounts to the entire selections available at the stores around me).