User, where are you taking my daughter for dinner?

Fuck off with these /r9k/ threads.

I'm going to take her to sexdonald's, to have sex with her.

If a girl you take out isn't delighted to go to chikfila with you, and you're not well off enough to be picky with your dine-out options, I pray for you.

stop watching so much porn

>oh I'm definitely gonna eat out...

they look like gold digging whores so if I'm just looking to smash then that slightly upscale french bistro on the waterfront

If I am evaluating gf material then a rib joint. If she can't get messy on a first date she's too stuck up for me

t-there's a chili stand around the corner that's pretty good, ma'am

We're going to Flavourtown. Population: Your daughter's toes.

This, but unironically

Laurel Hardware over in west hollywood, it seems really nice but its really not that great

I too am a porn addict.

>tfw we are so desensitized we will never be fulfilled by anything but over the top porn

>that faggot vegan cafe

This reminds me of a date i had in highschool

>be me
>16
>go to girls house
>parents come down stairs before daughter
>fuck this is like a movie
>i play it cool
>dad is cool, but mom is concerned she doesn't know me
>i need her to like me
>in movies the guy always charms with a joke
>"i'm taking your daughter to arby's"
>i expected her to ask why arbys
>"what the fuck is wrong with you"
>i answer faster than i realize what she said
>"i've got the meats"
>i do a cheeky pelvic thrust while i say this
>mom is looking at me like im retarded
>i am retarded
>dad starts laughing his ass off
>girl heard me say this
>"what the fuck i thought we were getting pizza"
>i need to save this
>"oh yeah, that's right. You ready?"
>we leave
>date's alright
>mom later asked girl if i was autistic
>tfw i got away with it

Mam I'm here to deliver your pizza. That'll be 34.69 plus tip.

Fucking topkek

Wait until you get bored of over the top porn, you'll go back to vanilla. I'm back into lesbian porn now because I got bored of everything. Except gender swap, that'll never get old for me.

>>"i'm taking your daughter to arby's"
>>i expected her to ask why arbys
>>"what the fuck is wrong with you"

laughed heartily

>

To the bedroom, satan. Gonna eat that pussy up. You can get in on it if you want.

Meh, I've started clicking on gay porn. No homo. It's just different.

Been there to. I hate the fact that most gay porn has a defined sub who takes it the whole time. That's why I started watching bi mmf threesomes.

I'd take them both for a 5-course meal in the bone zone

id tell that bich that im gunna scratch her dawters cooter with my nails

>mom looks at me like im retarded
>i am retarded
>dad starts laughing his ass off

One internet to you my good sir

I dunno, for years now like, almost every time I masturbate it's been to Mdlg stuff, it's not even sex anymore if I don't call her mommy at least once. I'm ruined.

This. I learned I had a specific fetish really early on so I skipped straight over normal fit blonde girls and shit.

I'm watching stacys get pounded by their dads now and it's kinda awesome.

I'm 25 tho, at what age does this start being creepy?

Your bedroom where we will eat you out

who else would you be?

And then you get bored of vanilla and you stop porn completely and in your daydreams start casting every living female you know or remember seeing in the Greatest Porns That Did Not Get Written.
t; four years and running, disgusted by porn now

How did you break the habit? I'm struggling to get over my addiction because it's sucking up hours of my time
Hours I currently do not have due to studies

fpbp

>clean her mom's pussy

Isn't going to Arby's redundant after doing that?

But are you autistic?