Be me

>be me
>19
>Femanon
>Never learned how to cook
So help me here Veeky Forums how do I make the best fettuccini without having much cooking skills?

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post your feet and I'll post my Sicilian grandmother's fettuccini recipe.

What if I send a meme instead

Honestly, look up a recipe, check its rating and comments, and if it passes muster, follow the directions as closely as you can. That's it. The rest is either trial and error, experimental, or contemporary.

To be completely honest, I can make a killer fettuccine and or linguine alfredo with various versions of wine alfredo, seafood alfredo, etc., etc., but since you felt the need to mention "femanon," for added attention and replies, you can go fuck yourself

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post your goddamn feet he asked so nice.

also practice.
There is no substitute for practice, because even with the perfect recipe there's a chance your human error will fuck it up unless you've done it 3 or 4 times.

This isn't /b/, you indigent. "Tits or GTFO"-style rules don't apply here.

tits or gtfo

>i-i'm just a wittle femanon
Most of us who know how to cook spent years learning ya cunt. Just follow a recipe that looks good and learn from your mistakes.

this too

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tits or gtfo applies on Veeky Forums globally

show google your tits and maybe it'll help you

No one gives a shit if you're a woman

sage

Tits or GTFO applies everywhere the word femanon is posted faggot

Honestly, you newfags are utter cancer.

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>the RULZE matter
>calling us the newfags

I’ve seen some nasty shit on blue boards.

Least you could do is post some “femanon” feet.

Top notch smug.

Go to Sprouts
Buy a fucking thing of Barilla Fettuccine
Buy a thing of Just Chicken (Large shred)
Buy a thing of Bertoli Alfredo
Buy some parsley

Boil water, throw pasta in, let it sit for 7~8 minutes, drain.

Chop chicken into bitesize pieces, drump in still hot pot, pour in alfredo, let simmer for like 2-3 minutes.

Add pasta back in, stir, plate, chop some parsley, sprinkle on top.

You'll be good to go.

I got married at 19, and I didn't know shit about cooking. Most of my meals growing up came from boxes, and cans. My moms pinnacle achievement was meatloaf, which I have up graded, to rave reviews, and my dad made "Italian chicken" which was just chicken marinated in red wine Italian vinegar.
Soon after my marriage I realized my husband expected me to cook for him. So I learned, very slowly. Trial and error, to cook.

So I have been doing that for 15 years, and I make Thanksgivingmy bitch. My friends and family shower me with love and gather at my home, even after their own family thanksgiving dinners have been served.

It's trial and error, it's desire! It's not that hard.

Sometimes I even buy the powdered sauce packets and some really good Parmesan and it's awesome, decent olive oil doesn't hurt.

Oh right I forgot the last step

Go fuck yourself.

35... 35 niggers. 35... 35 niggers...

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>chicken marinated in red wine Italian vinegar.

Is... is that good?

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tits or gtfo

bonappetit.com/recipe/cacio-e-pepe
So easy that even females can do it.

bitch could still post censored tits, making it sfw or just show us her bra.

And you're a stupid twat for defending this flagrantly cancerous behavior.

>19 year old female
>doesn't know how to cook even a basic fucking meal
> ;^) tee hee boys plz halp

First admit that male privilege is a fucking myth you loathsome roastie

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