I read this does that mean I'm gay now

I read this does that mean I'm gay now

It's a good book..
But I give up.
Punch line?

>now

Wow. After I read it I just went on to something else without the feel that my sexuality had been alerted in the slightest. But perhaps I read it wrong. Or poorly. Or something.

Why would it mean you're gay?

What if it turned me gay after reading it

Then it wd have magic, transformative powers-- a literary secret!
Wd (you) care to share your Edithic experience with two or three of Veeky Forums's more sensitive (((souls)))?

Why would it turn you gay after reading it?

haha have you read Edith Wharton?

Yes. Why would you think it has the possibility to turn you gay?

From reading it. It might have turned me gay

youre not gay, user. merely gender-confused. (you) a millennial?

>reading females and gays makes you gay too

protip: they are only books. the issue might be with you, friend.

I'm feeling rather queer after reading this post. Is it possible it turned me gay?

But it's Wharton... She might have turned me gay while I was reading it

>be not gay
>everyone thinks you're gay
>despite not being gay people have fits of rage over the thought that you are gay
>be amused at people and how they act when they think something
>be amused at how easy people are to manipulate
>everybody knows deep down that you are not, infact, gay

What a masterpiece this Edith gal wrote.

>sexuality is set in stone

Because I started dreaming about dicks right after I read it.

Mike Hammer? Sam Spade?

What

>gal
sly move, user.

One of the best books I've ever read desu, Wharton and James don't get nearly enough attention on Veeky Forums. Is it because they're both inherently un-memey?

I read this does that meme I slobber the white stuff now

Probably

>penguin classics
for sure