It has been scientifically proven for decades now that a modern sitting toilet is horrible for your health.
- People who squat spend less total time pushing shit out and have less mess to clean up. - People who sit have high incidence rate of hemorrhoids, cancers and other problems which go away when switching to squat and are not present in squat-pooping societies - higher strain on organs, angle is proven to be worse
" In conclusion, the present study confirmed that sensation of satisfactory bowel emptying in sitting defecation posture necessitates excessive expulsive effort compared to the squatting posture."
Dude, you can just lift your knees while shitting and it gives you the same effect as squatting I've been doing it for almost a year now and it has changed my life. Easy, non-messy shits every time without modifying my toilet.
Matthew Brooks
Japan wins again
Levi Reed
>the optimal solution is a completely different style of toilet >I'm going to ignore this fact or argument and say I just do some zany action to achieve similar results
- You agree that sit toilets are unhealthy - You agree squat posture, which is natural, is best and most healthy
In this case you are arguing against reason by supporting sit toilets. The increased healthcare costs of treating related problems, hemorrhoids, higher chance of cancer, more strain, and higher soceital cost of longer time in the bathroom, more mess and less hygenic are society wide.
IF you are reasonable, you would at least post that yes, society should no longer make or perpetuate the stupidity of sit toilets.
The fact you refused to write this and made such a shitty post is grounds for AI to terminate you when it achieves singularity.
Thomas Torres
Fuck off pajeet. You're just small
Nathaniel Jackson
how do I overcome this when everywhere I go has shitty western toilets?
Asher Gomez
The hilarious thing is that western morons are pushing squat countries to change and calling it gross/barbaric.
"Oh god I went to China and had to squat to shit like humans are designed to do"
The rarity of hemmerhoids in 3rd world is instead attributed to "high fiber diets" because institutional scientists should be exterminated.
Michael Brooks
just lift your ass and bend down no fucking acrobatics needed
Samuel Barnes
Just shit upside down hanging from the ceiling
nothing wrong with the fact the most commonly used device in modern society is harmful, that we can all prove this to ourselves by squat shitting once, and it's been common since 1500s
nah scientists got this shit on lock, so smart, so good, "high fiber diets" are why certain countries have near zero incidence of these anal problems
Oliver Bennett
>can grab any fucking human >have them squat, measure how far out their asshole is >have them sit, notice asshole is less pushed out
DURR SCIENCE IS HARD
Just imagine how fucking simple this is. Western soceities are literally shitting on themselves when they sit to shit and don't give a single fuck. Whereas a simple fucking change would fix it, make shititng more hygenic, and save society huge amounts of money in healthcare costs
yet its 2018 and fucking human animals who should all die, PRAISE AGI, haven't fucking solved the simplest of fucking societal problem
Isaac Robinson
I don't have the money to rip out my toilet and replace it. What should I do?
Mason Rivera
At least accept the scientific truth.
Also work on AGI to replace the problem (huamns)
Jacob Sullivan
When I am no longer a poor student, I will buy a proper toilet.
Blake Scott
>zany You're just sitting there and lift your knees a little while shit is starting to come out and lower them down when it has stopped it's not rocket science my man
Charles Morales
doit's literally the same
Jackson Phillips
Couldn't you fall?
Camden Gray
>lift legs >balancing on ass It makes zero sense to me. The cheapest close solution to a squat toilet itself is a squat stand.
Jayden Martinez
Imagine the velocity of the faeces from such a height! How does one avoid splashback?
Wyatt Jackson
I do this, also lean forward more. Mostly because I have the most god awful bowel movements.
Noah Myers
Autism and bowel conditions go hand in hand, that's why, my friend.
Elijah Adams
squat shit toilets when? Or should we bring back outhouses/trenches?
Parker Nelson
It's because people sit to shit without ever thinking why
Christopher Bailey
Well, yeah, you have to balance on ass a little bit but it's worth it. Also, you can do this is your ass balancing game is weak
Jacob Bell
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Carter Garcia
why would you rip the whole toilet out retard pic related is your quick and dirty fix
Leo Jones
I lean my shoulders down towards my knees, feet on the floor, and use one hand to slightly pull on a bar on the wall to nearly lift me off the seat, but not actually lift me off the seat. Leaning down helps a lot, but pulling yourself forward and up a tiny bit takes it to another level of speed shitting. It changed my entire life.
Michael Parker
I was doing something similar to this only angled forward and with a lower foot rest. Doing this described method , is better:
Parker Clark
you've known how to do this crap (haha) since you escaped the womb, why are you reinventing the wheel
Nathan Jackson
Because I have a common toilets and no floor toilet. As well as needing to use common toilets everywhere else away from home.
Cameron Martinez
first the jews invented estrogen, then they invented the toilet to keep our spines weak. they want to keep the Aryan man down. fucking j*ws
Mason Turner
I won't squat like a brown indian to poop. I must redesign the human body.
the real question is, toilet paper scraping or no toilet paper(bidet)
Blake Sanchez
What am I looking at?
Jayden Barnes
Redesigning the body to sit comfortably with no ill effects would be godlike.
Angel Morris
The strain/hemorrhoids other problems increase chance of cancer. Same with acid reflux and esophogal cancer
Xavier Roberts
Bidet is proven more hygenic
Optimal is bidet + squat toilet and some way to cover before flushing due to invisible spray when you flush. There is some toilet technology for camping that use no water (very, very long bag that wraps as you shit) and it's probably ideal hygenically.
Julian Gomez
>very, very long bag that wraps as you shit I'm fucking intrigued
Noah Hernandez
In public i squat over the seat and in my home I sit with my knees to my chest. The latter is just the best, the shit just falls out practically.
Nicholas Reed
>lift your knees the only way I can imagine this is rolling back in the fetal position with your heels braced on the bowl
David Allen
i know. so what? go ahead and eat healthy, as well
Eli Gray
>he has to push shits out I feel bad for you user
Grayson Rivera
This right here (along with eating food containing fecal matter that makes them build an immunity) is why Pajeets will soon conquer the world.
Jacob Powell
first wipe your ass with toilet paper then wash it in bidet. anything else is just gross.
Jayden Richardson
hole-in-the-ground toilets are gross though. i'd rather risk my health than shit on that everyday.
Charles Collins
I'd love to read the research paper you learned that from. Care to link it for me?
Jordan Johnson
Squat toilets don't spray. The water flows along the trough and down the outpipe.
Jackson Miller
>Westerners are finally accepting the proper toilet etiquette in 2k18 while dirty Muslims and Asians were doing this for like two thousand years Sasuga "white" people
Hunter Sanders
Are you implying white people aren't white?
Aiden Cooper
Can you engineer a toilet seat so that the lower back curves into it the right way?
Luis Flores
>he doesnt squat everywhere possible >not even in his computer chair IM LMAOING @ UR LIFE for falling for the "keep your back straight" meme
Isaac Reed
>is horrible for your health >everyone does it just fine throughout their entire lifetime
You're mentally ill.
Julian Campbell
>everyone does it just fine throughout their entire lifetime >what is fecal stagnation >what is colon cancer >what is appendicitis >what is inflammatory bowel disease >what is hernias >what is diverticulosis >what is pelvic organ prolapse >what is nerve damage Poop in a scoop
Josiah Cruz
Squat toilets are gross though.
Asher Hernandez
Designated shitting streets proven superior.
Michael Bell
imho he's implying they're full of shit
Tyler Hernandez
>Not being so tall that regular toilets are like squat toilets to you lmao
Jaxon Mitchell
Who gives a shit?
Kayden Gonzalez
It's a simple principle. Allows for no flush toilet and hypothetically better hygenics / less smell.
Jaxon Ward
Why not just lean forward with your elbows on your knees when sitting on the toilet? Provides the same angle as when squatting
Christian Russell
just get a shit stool like a normal person
Evan Fisher
ahahahahahahahah
Jack Collins
You'd think that but it doesn't work that well in practice. Very little change
Daniel Bell
That's about as loosely as you can use the word "normal"
Gavin Scott
This looks like the next generation of anti-splashback technology