An aboriginal elder talked to a class of engineers today and said, "60k years ago we where the engineers." What did the abbos engineer, sci?
An aboriginal elder talked to a class of engineers today and said, "60k years ago we where the engineers...
Nathaniel Roberts
Ian Young
were*
Logan Walker
Didgeridoos
Hudson Richardson
A hollow stick needs to be engineered?
Benjamin Garcia
A stick!
Brandon Ortiz
nothing of value
dumb fucking gas huffing abbos just dicked off on the whole continent for 60k years
Julian Jackson
Dr. Pee-no-coon-here. Fuck off.
Juan Edwards
撒尿無浣熊,這裡博士。 滾蛋。
Josiah Evans
they had constellations and shit forreal
maybe they weren't like ancient Greeks but they weren't savages
maybe it's a colonial thing, the romans tend to adopt the culture of the people they invade, they started building pyramids after they invaded egypt and they really plagiarized Greek mythology but colonists weren't like that they were more about taming the Earth and whatnot
Matthew Thomas
Abos are Bogs, Quick Rundown:
>Archons and the Demiurge bow to the Abos,
in contact with aliens,
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
>Controls the weather with dance
>Summons nature to do all bidding
>Control france with an iron, but fair fist,
>Secretly control land all over the world,
>Direct descendants of Atlantis and Lemuria
>Will be discovered as original inhabitants on Mars (Abograd will be be the first city)
Sebastian Jones
Hmm, I see. And what do their magic funneling tools like the didgeridoo and the banging-stick do?
Aaron Sanchez
acutally secret pylons that when brought together during the alignment of the stars, will activate the Kali Yuga and usher in the Bogdanoffs from the heavens.
Carson Cook
SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE
Nicholas Moore
WE
Dylan Jones
The Brewarrina fish traps could be considered an engineering project of ancient aboriginals. It’s hardly the LHC but it’s not as if anyone really thinks aboriginals were a super developed civilisation.
Ryan Russell
WUUZZZ
Noah Adams
ENGINEERZ
Ryan Moore
>they had constellations and shit
You mean they looked at the stars?
Jason Williams
toasting in epic bread
Jack Smith
ANN
Jayden Russell
canoes prolly
Jaxson Perez
A stick.
They had a digging stick, and a throwing stick, and one for hitting you over the head with.
Nowadays, with advances in petrochemicals, they are expert sniffers.
Dominic Perry
All those cultures we admire so much were just building monuments to their own narcissism and ignorance. The cultures like the aboriginals and indians were the ones who were truly rich.
Ayden Nguyen
SHIEEET
Matthew Howard
That's the joke
Carson Campbell
bullroarers and boomerangs too
Christian Thompson
they would have built monuments to themselves once they advanced, just like the mayans
Eli Robinson
Yeah, that's why they invented things like calculus, the airplane, computation machines, ect. Super rich.
Dominic Brooks
and WHAT DOES CALCULUS GET YOU
Ethan Morales
Abos have an average IQ of 60. They are literally the dumbest ethnic group of people on earth.
Jace Cooper
Like the rest of our species as soon as we got there we started burning shit down for easy pickins killing everything in sight. There were megafauna around that time huge as snakes and what were basically 15-20ft komodo dragons killing them and shit. If I saw that around village "NONE OF THAT" so they killed all those large animals just like the Indians did in the Americas. It is said climate was already killing these animals but let's be honest on every continent as soon as humans showed up those fauna fuckin died. So they engineered some good ol' fashioned death that's what they engineered.
Chase Brown
not if we consider your immediate family an ethnic group
maybe a bit unfair to consider you in the human species though
Sebastian Kelly
Did any of the engineers point out to the abo that he deserves no credit for whatever someone from 60000 years ago did?
David Cox
No, they all (((stood up and cheered and clapped))).
David Baker
Boomerangs
Joshua Campbell
Abos didn't even know how to invent a spear. They literally burned down entire forests to get to one goana.
Easton Johnson
>people
They are no way in hell homo sapien sapien.
Leo Cooper
For thousands of years until now
Aboriginals achieved Less than this Australian White Guy did in few months
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Jace Fisher
*white guy with a degree in engineering and access to the internet, where he is looking everything up what he is going to build (he said so himself in his blog).
Luke Gonzalez
Abos through all History achieved Less than what this Australian White Guy
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Lincoln Moore
>white guy using white guy inventions to do what abos couldn't in 60,000 years