i have a big motherfuckin bag of raw peanuts what do
I have a big motherfuckin bag of raw peanuts what do
coke and peanuts
get an elephant
go on rampage and hit someone with it
when i had this i left it outside and lots of cool chipmunks came to live by my place it was sick i highly recommend this if you like chipmunks
Put an ad on Craigslist, say you're having a nut party!
Feed the crows till they start bringing you trinkets.
i did not leave the entire bag - just a bit at a time i meant
PEANUT BOIL.
You can also shell and dry roast them then toss'em with garlic and onion powder, cumin, chili powder and hot sauce of your choice to make the seasonings stick. If you have a high-power blender you can also make fresh 100% peanut butter which really is horizon-expanding if you've only had the conventional kind in a jar on account of how clean and pure tasting it is.
Save some for planting next season. Boil or roast the rest. If you use salt on them, first grind the salt to a find powder with a mortar and pestle. Remember, you can season them with all manner of things and use them in several cooking dishes. Some health food stores have a peanut butter making machine. Just bring your shelled peanuts in and run it through, but make sure to show them that you brought in your own peanuts.
This.
Give crow food, and he'll buy you pretty jewelry for performing your wifely duties.
>which really is horizon-expanding
No it isn't.
Why do people make posts like this one? Get a life!
rat would be faster
Seconded. user is a fucking idiot. Homemade != better
>Homemade != better
Don't project your failings or your mother's failings on others.
Go to a ball game.
Peanuts at a baseball game are comfy af. They also make you thirsty, ballparks should give them out to sell more beer.
Small kek
feed birds at the park
Become king of the squirrels
could make peanut butter
1. Shove up Ass one at a time
2. Upload video of shutting them out onto a plate
3. ???
4. Profit!
Boil em, smash em, stickeminastew
activate them
buy me some peanuts and cracker jack
Cognitive rehabilitation them
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gift them to a friend, its now their problem.
activate them
Came to recommend this
maek homemade peanut butter
wa la
pure energy for pre and post workout
Who cares OP? Just go nuts!
:^)
>Put an ad on Craigslist
kys
throw them at niggers
First actual suggestion ITT.
Donate them to a nut allergy organisation for medical research.
see how many you can fit in your ass
OP get an elephant, and then feed it those peanuts!
throw it at passing hipster numale faggot and feign ignorance
My family feeds wild squirrels
A bit of back story to explain
My family is huge into hunting but since the older family members can't physically handle it they instead take care of wild animals in their later years
Save them for winter and give them to birds.
Holy shit user. Now I want to get a bag of peanuts.
The earlier suggestion was good, but also consider keeping some to press oil from, roast, or flavor desserts.
give them to my parrot she loves raw peanuts
THIS
boiled peanuts in Cajun season
all he would need to do is go upstairs from the basement