He doesn't read a book twice in a row

>he doesn't read a book twice in a row

No but I take hella notes.

not all people have enough time like you nerd

I'm not gonna waste swipes on my eReader on a book I've already read

I can barely read a book once in a row

I can barely read

I can't even read at all, I have an assistant to shitpost for me.

>he rereads

>he doesn't read a book in reverse

t. Have never read an actual literature book

I've been toying around with the idea of reading books in reverse chronological order before reading them normally.

>he doesn't read the book backwards the second time through

>He doesn't rewrite the book from memory to see if it sticked in his brain and pours boiling water into his genitals everytime he makes a mistake
I'm sterile now but at least I know my books not like you bunch of pseuds

You won't learn anything if you just read it twice in a row. Read a book a year later at the earliest...

forgive me father, I have a lot of shit to do

>He doesn't read from last to first chapter because reading for plot is for plebs

>He doesn't type out the book as he reads to better understand the writer's idiosyncracies

Your devotion is admirable.

>not having a massive backlog of books you started reading and put down again but want to pick up later
>one of them being the 1/3 into War & Peace

lol at jesus's big beady eye

I'll give you a beady eye with my cum you swine

finish war and peace user, now!

>he doesn't have an eternal rotation of literature
>dumps obvious rigmarole, keeps great works for the re-read in a month or so
>doesn't have notes from the 1st time to cross-reference with the NEW notes from the 2nd/3rd re-reading
>doesn't understand that the more well-read they become, the more they are able to understand genuine works of literature through knowing the common turns of phrase, and drab, dead conventional devices

ANNO DOMMINI 2017

That was like 6 years ago though. I'm not sure if I should just start over.