Tfw you accidentally cooked dinner using a serrano pepper instead of a jalapeno

>tfw you accidentally cooked dinner using a serrano pepper instead of a jalapeno
>the entire dish is ruined and inedible
This is the second fucking time. I'm sick of the produce clerks at the store not properly compartmentalizing their peppers. Is there any way to salvage this dish?

Hey Bejamin Franklin you may want to get your eyes checked, those peppers look nothing alike.

Maybe you should rethink your life.

How is the dish ruined?

Serranos are delicious you pussy.

They look exactly the same except serrano peppers are longer and thinner. I thought it was a small jalapeno which is why I got it. I don't like the larger jalapenos because I can only tolerate about half of one in a dish and I don't like to waste food.

>they look the same except that they don't
lel, faggot

That's fair, but couldn't you tell by the smell that something was off?

What were you making OP?

Is it pronounced jalapeno or jalapeno?

Get some plain yogurt and serve it on the side with some fresh cucumber to cool your sensitive little mouth, or add a starch, like rice or potato, to help distribute the "heat".

>there are people out there who think serrano peppers are too hot

Imagine being this much of a fucking pussy.

they don't look the same, how does one fuck this up?

Neither. It's Jalapeno.

It's pronounced
JAG SBARRO

how did you get here?

You insensitive racist.

It's pronounced "hell sombrero".

juh-lah-pee-no

Actually, it's closer to Jah-lup-in-oh

...

I was making a potato and lentil curry.

Dja la pe no

Gel-apple-no

what a faggot

Ha-lah-pen-neo
emphasis on third syllable