Your penis size

>2.5 inch
>Infinite Jest

makes sense

>falling for such an obvious false flag

i'm retarded

9 inches, about as thick as a roll of toilet paper (the cardboard part)
>Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
>I really dislike Nietzche

3.5 inches
ulysses
ulysses

>8 inches
>Moby-Duck
>Harry Potter

>5 inches but thicc like a tuna can
>The Count Of Monte Cristo
>The Road

6 inches exactly

The bible

Any Western philosophy

>6.5 inches erect
>favorite: Don Quixote
>least favorite: Cat's Cradle

does your head enter the roll? what about shaft?

i learned that women's vagina can stretch a lot to accommodate even up to 10 inches, well babies come out of that hole and they are bigger than 10 inches i guess.

so is it true that the bigger your dick is, the better?

There are a few women with very spacious pussies that can take massive dicks, but for the most part, dick size isn't a huge issue

no it is a general consensus that with proper warm-up any woman can accommodate massive cocks.

is meme about masturbating through vacuum cleaner pipe any true? I never was able to fit my dick into this pipe, are there really people with such a small peepee??

7
the ego
harry potter or meditations.

So? Are you insecure about your dick size or something?

no i've got 6.5 incher and am not insecure, i am just curious about what women experience during intercourse, which i'll never get to experience

Vacuum cleaners, like dicks, come in all shapes and sizes.

Well obviously it depends on the woman. Preferences for sex vary greatly and are mostly psychological. Women attach a lot of emotion to sex, moreso than men.
General consensus is that bigger is better, but not necessarily to a huge degree. Small dicks (like five inches, and thin) will just not pleasure a woman. However there are a lot of factors into female sexuality. Generally speaking, average dicks are fine for pleasuring a woman, but not as good as big dicks. Mostly it's about finding a woman that is right for you

>Small dicks (like five inches, and thin) will just not pleasure a woman.
Why are you saying such hurtful things?

How i measure my dick?

on mensa website

>penis size
6.9 inches
>Favorite Book
Le Fleurs de Mal
>Least Favorite book
Amelia

>7 in.
>Faust 1&2
>Catch 22

That's just the truth. You can still pleasure a woman in other ways, but your penis is simply not big enough.

5 inches is the literal average human dick size.

wps.tumblr.com/post/151508031722/s

are you saying a majority of men are simply not endowed enough for sex?

6.5"
Oxford Complete Shakespeare
Almost everything, I don't know.

I feel like this is a new way the NSA is collecting data on people. Have them answer the same questions over and over with only one variation each round. Probably a good interrogation technique.

>c
Endowed enough to inseminate, not to pleasure.

8
Magic Mountain
"Least favorite book" is a red flag if I've ever seen one

I don't believe you can accurately measure one's dick size so I'm not even going to bother.

Well first off, there is no way that the average penis size is five inches. I would estimate 6.5 inches, and most women have been with at least an 8 inch, girthy penis at some point in their sexual past.
A five inch penis is simply inadequate. Ask any girl. It's just too small. When women buy dildos, they will usually buy ones that are at least 7 inches, and thick. No woman buys a five inch dildo, that's just too small.

This is a very pertinent study user. Seek publishing.

Do you ever read the shit you post and understand how absurd you sound? Average is 6.5" based on what exactly? How many dicks have you sucked where your experience is an accurate measurement on the world's average? I'm 6.5" and most girls I've fucked asked me to stop because it hurt them too much. "most encountered a 8incher" Lmao, do you understand the majority of dicks in porn are between 6-7"? The monster dongs that claim 10" or something crazy are the real 8" dicks, do you know how rare a dick like that is?

I'll bet my life your a virgin

Are you denying the scientific studies conducted by doctors, cited in the tumblr? What sources do you have? Your own gay anecdotal evidences?

>do you know how rare a dick like that is?
Judging from this thread, it does not seem so rare.

i'm not him by the way

>implying Veeky Forums dick threads are honest

/b/ i get it, but why would supreme Veeky Forumsizens lie about their members?

>8, give of take a bit depending on how horny I am
>At swim two boys, yes I'm a fag
>probably Numbers, the number of times I've heard Christians try and make out it has some deeper meaning, its just boring.

it's not just the possibility of lies. It's inconsistent measurements as it's impossible to implement a standardised methodology here. Also, consider that above average people are more likely to post due to less inhibitions.

You're asking a much deeper question than just dick threads. Why people feel the need of lying on anonymous boards confuses me too, but assuming a lie should be the default status online. I mean, these people lie about what books they've read, dick sizes wouldn't surprise me

According to Veeky Forums, average IQ would be 130 too.
Are you just a bit dim?

>Veeky Forums
>supposedly smart people (lol)
>still think penis size means only length

I had a pastor talk to me about deuteronomy having the same thing. Still have no desire to go back and read it.

Oops, I meant Leviticus.

Look out gentlemen, we have a micropenis here.

OP here.

I'm disappointed

>4 inches
>my twisted world by Elliot Rodger
>anything written by women

Leviticus isn't even really meant to be read. It's literally just a lawbook. You wouldn't read an exhaustive list of every US law, you would reference them as needed. Treat Leviticus the same way.

>As a female I have never had a penis
>Locus Solus
>Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Which penis size do you prefer? Five inch, thin penis, or big, eight inch, thick penis? You must prefer five inch dick, because that's the average, right?

>7,917.5 miles
>Περὶ τῆς ἀναμετρήσεως τῆς γῆς
>Rerum memoria dignarum libri

6'5

Voyage au bout de la nuit

Ada

>not loving the story of Balaam and the ass
fucking pleb faggot

>You must prefer five inch dick, because that's the average, right?

a dude named matt czap made this comic

I found a small dildo in my friend's girlfriend's drawer once when I was looking for a lighter. It was about the size of my pee-pee when fully activated.

>I'm sure that girls prefer the average
Kek
The average is never desired in anything. Both men and women look for the exceptional. I was way bigger than my ex's previous partners and she absolutely loved it. You better hope that you get into a relationship with a girl who hasn't had anything exceptional, or genuinely does not care, because you will always be unfavorably compared.

he looks like he has a small dick

>was way bigger
how much?

i think ive heard this exact post word for word from like 3 different dudes at the local bar

So if I have a five incher I should resign myself to a life of cuckoldry or commit suicide?

>8 inches
>Portrait by Joyce
>Atlas Shrugged

>I was way bigger than my ex's previous partners and she absolutely loved it.
Can't believe you actually fell for that one. She'll have told her new bf how much bigger he is than you whether it's true or not.

Pretty much, or get rich.

Either that or bottom for

I'm a little over 8.5 inches, with a girth bigger than the cardboard part of a toilet paper roll. My ex's previous partner was 6 something inches and thin, if I remember correctly.

Her new bf is a beta-orbiter korean dude that she uses as a rebound, so I kinda doubt it.

Yea, and I have a bridge to sell you

>believing what nameless, faceless creeps on one of the Internet's worst sites and making life decisions by their words

it depends on the girl. you never know.
not him by the way

There's always chlorophorm

was she able to take the whole of your length? were you able to thrust up to the hilt?

His girlfriend? Albert Einstein.

>korean
the small korean penis meme is a meme
not saying koreans are hung, but they are not particularly small. they measured flaccid dicks in korea and /pol/tards made it look like it's erect
wps.tumblr.com/post/151510493327/e

>she uses as a rebound,
Did you dump her? Why?

That's the exact reason we will tell you the truth, do you think women irl will ever admit this?

being a slut is no longer a shame

Doesn't solve the cuckoldry issue.
Tried power bottoming, it's not a sustainable lifestyle and I like women more.
The women I've had sex with all found it too small. It's pretty embittering.
Not enjoyable.

But only liking big dicks is still seen as shallow as fuck, and sleeping around a lot has to be rationalized as 'fun' and 'liberating'.

I didn't dump her. She went out of town for a few weeks to visit family and we got into an argument over some disagreements. I'm studying law, and rather than listen to my advice on a court case of hers we were working through, she decided to completely disregard me and do a bunch of retarded things that will result in a drawn out and costly legal battle. Apparently that was enough for her to ghost me for 3 weeks and then break up with me over text afterwards.

The guy she's with now has been her rebound for 5 years or something. They've never had sex, and he just orbits around her until her relationship doesn't work out and she needs someone to validate herself with for a few months.
I believe you. But this korean definitely has a small dick. He's a socialist libertarian

Is she Korean? She sounds like the typical Asian American spoiled girl with toxic personality.

Feminists wear slut credentials like honor. Where have you been?

>Your penis size
Slightly over 8 inches
>Your favorite work of literature
The Brothers Karamazov
>Your least favorite work of literature
The Stranger

Those are a minority of women.

Nah, she's half irish with some other stuff that I forget. Part native american, if I remember right. She does have a spoiled attitude, even though she comes from an exceptionally poor background. I basically picked her up off the street and did my best to give her a good life. In return I got treated with not an ounce of respect, in the end. I'm sure she'll come crawling back to me eventually.

Oh well. She was one of those girls that pretends to like literature but actually just reads romance novels anyways.

why do you want her back if you hate her?

>5.2 its not the average
JUST

I never said anything about wanting her back. But part of me does hope for it, even though I know that that would be a terrible decision and would lead to misery. Love is an odd thing. It enraptures us then disillusions us yet leaves us longing for more.

>tfw physique and penis of a Greek god
What does it mean

>They've never had sex
Keep telling yourself that, buddeh.

He told me himself that they haven't, and I have no reason to believe otherwise. He's still a virgin at 29 and wants to wait until they're married or something.