Ok, Germans, I know you're here, tell me if I have reasons to be disappointed or not.
Went to a new German restaurant today, and this is a pic of my meal. Weinerschnitzel, rohtkohl, gruensalat, kasespatzle. That's the smallest schnitzel I've ever seen. And what's up with that kasespatzle? I've never seen spatzle look like that. And I grew up eating german food, so I'm not unfamiliar with it. Also, the green salad had no kind of dressing at all on it, not even vinegar. I realize I sound bitchy, but I was excited because there's not many German restaurants in the city I moved to, and usually if I want German food, I have to make it myself. Just wanted opinions.
Brayden Morales
Lazy ass jew cook. >Spaetzle look storebought >usually you get twice the meat >no dressing at all Burn the place to the ground
Xavier Diaz
The schnitzel looks like it's cooked well, but it should be nearly the size of the plate. Other than that, the spaetzle looks shite, and the salad should at least have had a vinaigrette. The red cabbage looks okay, but how hard is it to fuck that up?
Jordan Baker
Geez, everything's gone to shit in Germany. In Australia people would go fucking nuts over a schnitz this size being served to them at the pub. Though we'd be covering it in a tomato sauce and mozzarella and calling it a parma.
Justin Lopez
This specific restaurant is shit. There are some real gems tho if you know where to look. Which area/ city are you in?
Connor Sanders
Looks like overpriced tourist trap food to me. What I really hate when I see sth like this is the greens on the Schnitzel supposed to look like the final loving touch. I bet it was the only touch you fucking tossers, everything else came out of the freezer or those industrial size 20 kilo plastic buckets.
If you want a good Schnitzel in Germany ask the locals or at your hotel for a good place in town, quality can vary wildly.
Justin Hill
That looks exactly like storebought spätzle, I've never seen them like this at places where they make them themselves Small Schnitzel as well
I'd be disappointed too desu
Camden Torres
If you paid more than 8€ for it you got scammed
Brayden Walker
how much did you pay? >Wienerschnitzel tiny as fuck >käsespätzle look to regular (meaniong storebought) also where are the caramelized onions that go with it. >Rotkohl looks okay, bit boring >beilagensalat looks okay bit boring
okay IF you did not pay more than 10 $ or 9 €
t. frankfurter bub ehemals rheinland und hamburg
Andrew Anderson
Those are not real Kässpätzle. Definitely storebought. No onions in sight, no cheese crust. Also, serving Rotkohl with Schnitzel seems unusual to say the least. Salad is garbage. Schnitzel is way too small.
t. swabian
Ryder Miller
German here ...
1. Nobody eats Käsespätzle (Kaasspatzn actually) with Schnitzel, they are traditionally a meal all by themselves. 2. they are 100% storebought and look shitty (see pic for exemplary superior version) 3. Schnitzel is small and looks soggy 3. I have never seen Schnitzel eaten with Blaukraut, it is eaten either with fries or with Bavarian style potato salad (only diced potatoes, diced onions, stock, vinegar, oil and chives, nothing else. No mayo!). Plus there is always a slice or wedge of lemon you can squeeze over it if you like.
Anthony Ward
That's not Germany. I think this is a German restaurant in the US or UK.
Jack Bailey
I'm a German and that looks tasty af, might not be not 100% original composition, but it looksm uch better than shit-tier German restaurant food.
Juan Adams
my german friend says "it's not store bought" and that yu guys dont know anything. he is chef from Württemberg so he knows
Dylan Scott
where'd they buy it from then?
Carter Cruz
its hand made in the kitchen
Nicholas Rodriguez
Practice your reading comprehension.
Connor White
>an austrian dish >with a bavarian dish >with a swabian dish >with a pan-european dish I guess it's German or at least Germanic, sure, why not. Is north German food not common in restaurants abroad?
>what's up with the kasespatzle That sort isn't too uncommon but it's somewhat shameful for a restaurant to serve it at you because it's factory made and sold dry at supermarkets. I have a bag of it in my pantry right now, actually.
>no dressing Maybe they forgot. People make mistakes. Did you say something to waitstaff or just get reamed like a fuccboi then paid them for the privilege? My family serves salad with salad sauce, which is easy to make. I'm surprised the restaurant didn't provide any.
John Nguyen
Should specify: I am not German. Swiss. Guess that's German enough for the purposes of your thread.
Colton Perry
>it should be nearly the size of the plate This is a real food thread, american. Go back to your mcchicken and webm threads.
Josiah Stewart
Your friend is an idiot and doesn't know shit about Spätzle. those are clearly dried, store-bought ones, otherwise they would have different thickness and length.
Also Rotkohl and Schnitzel shouldn't go together
Dylan Murphy
>t. buys his groceries from Lidl and is in denial about living in abject poverty
John Barnes
i showed him you're post and he laugh you obviously have no clues about german cooking like him
Logan Price
this friend of yours... the chef turkish fella is he?
Wyatt Robinson
syrian why?
Parker Peterson
asking for a friend
Gavin Johnson
>syrian >from wurttemberg he's a foreign squatter, fuck off to reddit idiot
Luis Young
>he's a foreign squatter, fuck off to reddit idiot he isnt actually syrian. he is full german from what i know
Jonathan Collins
Literally only read the first line of the post. Who cares? Fuck Germany.
Easton Campbell
There is a very small chance those Spätzle were made with pic related, then they could look as uniform and spaghettilike as in the pic. But frankly I think it is very unlikely. Real Spätzle are scraped off a wooden board with a knife right into the boiling water and look totally different.
Ryder Evans
Is he a German now or a Syrian, retard? Shoving a German passport and citizenship up some mudslime's asshole as our government loves to do in the name of diversity doesn't make them German, just like a pregnant sow littering in a stable isn't going raise a bunch of race horses.
Camden Perry
he is german. like a actual german ethnically
Noah Price
he called me retarded and said they were obliviously not handmade. i feel like a stupid now lol