Ah Veeky Forums, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unsolvable equation!

Ah Veeky Forums, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unsolvable equation!

I've never been on this board before and don't have enough time to lurk. What should I expect?

Oh ye gods! My homework is ruined!

Newfags, homework threads, shitty reddit memes and /pol/ bait threads. Can't expect much if most of the board is HS and undergrad. There are some based anons and good threads, but this board is too slow.

But what if... I were to purchase a Chegg subscription and pass it off as my own work?

Hohoho... delightfully predictable, Seymour!

Thanks desu.

Ah professor! I was just... checking my solutions for accuracy! Studying for the exam! Care to join me?

I like where this is going

Grade A - Shitpost!

Why is there such fundeimental detail of the proof in your work, user?

Oh uh, that isn't proof! It's a trick I do to remember what my tutor taught me! Mmm, thank god I got a tutor!

PHEW!
*copying intensifies*

Professor, I studied for hours alone in my room preparing for this exam!

I thought you said you had a tutor.

>15 posts
>5 IPs

nice samefagging

I didn't even know shitposts were allowed on this board?

*holds up spork*

Oh no, I said I tutored myself! That's what I call studying.

You calling studying "tutoring yourself?"

Is it weird that I kind of like 90s Simpsons?

Yes! I picked it up from my community college!

Uh huh. What college?

Uhh Jefferson Bailey Community College?

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/tv/ meme MEMAY MEEEEEMES AHAHHAHAHHAHA
GOOD ONE OP
FUCKA YOU

Really? Well I used to be dean in their math department and I've never heard the phrase "tutor yourself".

Oh, not in the math department, no, it's from my old physics professor.

Ah I see.
You know your answers are quite similar to the ones written in the solutions manual.

Oh no! That's how I show my work! Written like that for years!

...since Community College?

yes!

And you say it's your work despite the fact its obviously copied?

[butthurt intensifies]

have a bump

Well you see...
The thing is...

Well done.

Goddam this hits close to home

Only good one.
You tried OP.

most embarrassing Veeky Forums thread of all time?

I think you mean "greatest"

*Cue Music*
Flat Earthers with their crazy explanations Veeky Forums's gonna need his medication When he hears Flat Earthers lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!

YOU FUCKING FLAT EARTHER FAGGOTS!!!

SO I take it the cancer that is /tv/ shares a user base with us?

Finish the shitpost faggot

user you can't just finish it here, you have to play out the whole thing.

People like you coming here is part of the reason for things being like said. Leave if you aren't willing to lurk for a few months before posting.

you thought wrong

Ah, uh...
you know, uh...
I need to run to the bathroom. Excuse me for one second.

*YAAAAAAAAAAAWN* Well that was quite the eam! Real challenger there, I'm beat!

Alright, well I;ll just collect your exa- user! IS THAT YOUR PHONE IN YOUR HAND?

I accidentally welded it to my hand at my internship.

I- You welded it to your hand?

While holding it flat in your palm

With no visible injuries

With the display still on

Clearly with your browser on chegg.com?

I have a doctor's note.

May I see it?

...no.

Hey user, can I borrow your Chegg account?

Dunno what you mean pal, I didn't get one, was too busy at the doctor's.

Well user, you have some odd methods, but I must say...

You're my best student.

Hey come on man, I've got an assignment due in like an hour, just let me borrow it real quick

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Why is Chalmers simultaneously a professor and another student?

That's not Chalmers talking, that's when his mom is screaming out.

>Someone took the time do make an entire thread by themselves.

It's a praractice that's been going on since the good old days of Veeky Forums. Don't worry newfriend, you'll catch on!

The other student is off screen

Yeah, the other post already answered it but thanks anyways faggot. No more replies to my previous post please.

So why is he his best student

...

And you call it Science & Math despite the fact that it is purely engineering?

[spoiler]/r/simpsonsshitposting is pretty good though[/spoiler]

Oh yee gods I've been outed as a crossboarder