alright lets settle this once and for all. talk me out of getting my first beetle. i'm about to just pull the trigger and order
Alright lets settle this once and for all. talk me out of getting my first beetle...
Hunter Reyes
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Jace Sanchez
Get two and have a beetle battle.
Joseph Thompson
go back to /a/, Jobin
Hudson Turner
i don't know if you should get one.
look at what it did to that wall for instance.
could you contain the awesome power in it's possession?
Matthew Rivera
I doubt the beetle did that to the wall
Luke Lee
I suppose it avoids purchasing a unitasker. But how many tasks can you reasonably expect to perform with a beetle?
Wyatt Mitchell
i don't want to have to get a knife holder and my knife keeps slipping off the counter when im cooking
Landon Ross
>just picked up my beetle last week
>it's already cleared out my lo mein
>takes big fucking bites out of my grape tomatoes and leaves them on the counter
>uses an inordinate amount of toilet paper
>i think it's made a pass at my sister a few times
It'll be worth in the end, right, Veeky Forums?
Evan Watson
Beetles are for home defense
Jackson Reed
...
Thomas Hall
has it been proven effectively
Nolan Edwards
yeah way dude
Nathaniel Williams
Look at the height of the mark, there's no other possible explanation.
Logan Parker
>ywn fight your way to the tree top to find your waifu
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Dylan Taylor
it's also one of those thin asian paper wall things.
Leo Robinson
No, but I'd run if a knife-wielding beetle was crawling toward me.
Jeremiah Robinson
Sadly they are illegal to own in America
Aaron Anderson
>land of the free
>can't even own a beetle
Jayden Howard
I'm assuming it's because of the possible effect it could have on the environment if were to be set loose i.e. becoming an invasive species
Blake Moore
this exchange feels surreal
>you can't even own a beetle, kramer!
Gabriel Hernandez
Peeled potatoes arrive on the shelves at speeds in excess of 700mp/h