The absolute state of fast food wagies

>the absolute state of fast food wagies

why don't they just quit if they hate the hours so much instead of throwing a tantrum?

Well that's the rub. If they were any good at life they wouldn't be working there to begin with.

>be the guy who ordered that pizza
>notice its uncut
>happy because now I can cut it into squares, the superior shape
>tfw repeat 2:58 AM customer from now on

>cutting it at all
>not slowly sliding it off the box and eating the part that overhangs

Almost every place will cut it into squares if you ask user

The Totino's party pizza method.

you can't cut a circle into squares that's impossible

>Not folding a Totino's pizza in half like a taco

You're doing it wrong.

>Take knife
>Carve your own big slice

Little cunt. Enjoy your robotic replacement.

Have you never julienned carrots before? You just cut off the round edges on each of the 4 sides so you are left with a square. Just toss the scrap bits into your stock bucket and then make a big batch of pizza stock later on.

>throwing away part of the circle to make it a square

that is forbidden that is just turning the circle into a square and then cutting it into square shaped slices, you haven't actually cut a circle into squares

Folding was better when the pizzas were circular. It does not work as well with the new, rectangular crust.

Then explain all these square shaped pizza slices

they baked a square pizza mister

Patrician method

Put pizza through grinder, press it into square mold. Toast it. Slice into squares. It's actually shit now.

Then explain these round pizza trimming in my stock bucket

Yeah and that shitty plastic wrapping. I've been buying Jack's ever since they made the switch

the pizza trimmings are round because you put them in a round bucket

Trick question user. The fact that there are trimmings at all proves that the pizza was not square in the first place.

of course it wasn't, pizzas are circular.

Meh, at least he didn't spit on it.

Just don't answer the phone lol.

>submitted 4 years ago

why are you digging through this shit you autistic faggot

He's desperately trying to get (you)s by posting what he precieves to be the popular thing to argue about on this board at the moment.