Writers who ruined your life

Writers who ruined your life.

For me: Camus and Sartre

Your life is shit because you're a cowardly faggot, not because you've read a few pseuds

bad thread conducive only to blogposts, not literary discussion

not sure how these relatively straightforward and optimistic thinkers could "ruin" your life anyhow, seems more to me like you're just romanticizing/bragging about your own reading habits

Don't cut yourself on that edge, kid.

You're the one who thinks he's edgy. 'Oh wow, I've read these hack intellectuals who were so profound that my entire Weltanschauung got turned upside down. Having stared into the abyssal depths of 4th grade existentialists I am now utterly alienated from people and will spend the rest of my sorry life without a sense or purpose, enjoyment, or interhuman connection. I am so unbearably enlightened by the question of whether Sisyphus is happy or the waiter is entirely inauthentic that I will forever remain a shell; a lonely island amidst a bunch of sheeple who could never understand the existential, spiritual, and intellectual tranformation I've gone through by reading The Stranger and The Myth of Sisyphus."

You may as well kill yourself already. You won't be able to recover from such blinding insights and you're now so existentially aware that all social activities and commitments can safely be discarded as frivolous and shit, and certainly will never bridge the gap between your unique experience as a floating self-conscious ego and the inertia of the bland objective reality you've been thrown into and are condemned to suffer

Kill yourself, you miserable humorless cunt.

Yeah sorry I thought the motorcycle riding skeleton was a signal for a light hearted thread but forgot how this board is full of autistic right wingers

>t. special snowflake liberal feminist cultural marxist 3rd world kabbalan satanic judaic communist egalitarian vegetarian cardigan-wearing submissive homosexual cross-dressing emaciated socialist continental poetry-reading frankist illuminati lizardian bolshevik rap-music-loving emasculated black-lives-matters-supporting degenerate tattoo'd sexually active atheist scarf-wearing anti-capitalist anti-imperialist pacifist self-flaggelating delusional virtue-signalling fact-denying emotional substance-abusing bluepilled existentialist hipster bohemian humanist liberal arts-studying cowardly plebbit-browsing metrosexual freudian Frankensteinian computer-God globalist cuck

kafka

>being this mad that your life is meaningless

>full of autistic right wingers
what does that have to do with anything? and anyways, i'm a socialist

nigga u need help, this is some serious memetard overload meltdown

It's banter, lad

I made the suggestion because autists tend to have trouble recognising nuance, and right wingers have trouble recognising humor.

That's not banter; that's a cry for help.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA A SKELETON ON A MOTORCYCLE THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY

HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR USELESS FUCKING SELF PITY POSTS TO R9K OR TUMBLR FAGGO%T

This was a good post. I laughed. Cheers.

>For me

stop doing this

fuck just stop

Dazai and Oe. It sounds autistic, but for some time, I wrote in a weird Japanese style wallowing in all the awkwardness from English translations.

get over yourself

wtf i hate the strawman now

Don't ever fucking tell me that I need help again, okay? You know very well that we're on an anonymous board and you don't know the first thing about me. From a single post you're somehow able to discern whether my mental state is troubled enough to warrant my seeking help? Do you even know the first thing about the things of which you speak so confidently? I'd be surprised if you'd ever actually delivered a diagnosis (or indeed even an observation) to anyone that wasn't utterly and embarrassingly wrong. Your impotent rage rather suggests to everyone in this thread that you are the deeply troubled individual who's in dire need of some sort of answer to whatever stupid questions seems to occupy your withered and feeble mind.
Were you not the one who claimed that two dead French hacks had somehow managed to ruin your life? Imagine that, having your life ruined by dead inconsequential memes whose philosophies amount to little more than 'dude, just be you'are'selve'.
Seeing as there is literally so little going on in your life and self that literal non-beings managed to deal you an "existential" (one shudders at the mere notion) blow, one is not suprised to find that your dull mind does not have the capacity to imagine what my two very real fists, my pounding heart, and my unwavering resolve would do to your puny, pathetic "being".
Give me a time and a place, and I swear to God I will make you long for the comparative joy you felt reading your shite French existentialists when I beat you so savagely that I will literally open your skull and fuck the Being of utter Nothingness that resides within.

So... who are the 5th and 1st grade existentialists?

...

who let the pseuds out in this thread

>t. guy who farts out of his ass
lmao

I can't think of any who ruined my life but whenever I read Nabokov I become haughtier.

I almost want to like Camus and Sartre just to anger dumb autists like this guy

I bet he is typing another paragraph rn

Nobody dislikes Camus and Sartre. Thread is just bad.

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