How much is a fucking glug of olive oil?
How much is a fucking glug of olive oil?
Jace Sullivan
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Oliver Harris
You pour it till the bottle glug
Carson Scott
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Nolan Nguyen
About the same as a splash.
Explanation for spergs:
When people use terms like these it is implied that the exact amount doesn't matter very much. Just add a little.
Bentley Perry
Does bottle size produce different glugs?
Matthew Collins
More than a sip, you autist.
Noah Scott
GET OUT YOU FUCKING DONKEY
Dominic Gutierrez
It's
just
a
drizofolivol
Blake Brooks
Isn't a drizzle smaller than a splash? Fucking metric assholes.
Oliver Campbell
STOP GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY FOR NUTRIENT FREE CALORIES NERFHERDER R̴̢̢̘̹͔͕͎̯̙͔̥͇͗͗̽̒͊͛ͤͪͫ͗ͦͨ̽̑ͬͦ́R̡̛̜̠͇̳͎̥̘̬̯̦̞̗͓̠̭̍ͨ͊ͤͫ̐̉͐̊ͪͧ̒͟͝Ř̴̜͖̟̪̮̞̩̞͒̌̈̀͑̓̈́̇ͩͦ̾̍ͬ͛̏Ŗ̵̭͎̳͍̦̤͉͋ͧ͊ͣ͑͡ͅṞ̶̵̜̹͈̘͕̻̜̃̓͗ͦ͆̍͗͛̓ͪ͐ͩ͛̏́ͩ́͡Ȩ͔̳̣̘̼̐͆̄̾͊̈̍ͪͤ̍̿́̔͑̿͋̿͝E̷̷̢̟͍̖̭̺̮̘̮̹͕̖͆̒ͪ͋̀̂͢ͅḘ̷̷̩̼͚̯̪̱̜̮͕̠̖͐ͩ̂̊ͣ̓̾͆̚͟͟͞ͅͅE̳̬̱͇ͨ̈ͩ̉ͮ͆̊ͪ̉̀̕E̷̡̜͔͍̝̫̟̩͙̮͙ͬ̐̓͋̿͗̋̓ͬ͛ͤ̈́Ḛ̷̢̡̢͍̳̻͍͍̮͚̙̬͈͇̠͓̥̻͎͗ͫ͋̾ͭ̍͋ͦ̇ͬ̌͂͆̕E̢̛̩͎̮͉̖͚̞̥̍͗̓ͭͯ͌͗͊͝E͇͈̩̱̙̼͍͂͂̍̽̑̾ͦ̌̓͂̀͟ͅE͕͖̞̘̬̱͚̪ͨ͊ͤ̆ͫͭͬ̓̀͂ͮ͂ͦ̈̀̚̕͘̕
Hudson Sanchez
More than a drip, less than a glop.
Brandon Turner
only different mouth diameters
they're all the same
Hudson Wright
God damn OP its just olive oil
Brody Anderson
Just use the minimum needed for whatever you're doing since it's nearly flavorless compared to actual food.
Charles Hughes
I don't know, your mom's glug is pretty big.
Julian Nguyen
3T
Ryder Martin
A mouthful
Smartest poster in this thread
Brandon Reed
One of my freinds took a lot of coke and wrote a 500 word email to Jamie oliver demanding the answer to this question
Sadly Jamie never replied
I helped him write the email it took us like 2 hours I will try and transcribe some of it from memory
Dear Jamie I am writing to inquire regarding the enigma which has plagued chefs since the dawn of culinary literature what is the exact emperical measurement of oil contained in a GLUG of olive oil I have been losing much sleep over this conundrum for many months only for it to be made worse with puzzling over how much butter constitutes a knob
And so on it went on for a long ass time interrogating Jamie oliver on exact quantities contained in his vague measurements
Hunter Robinson
Yes
Alexander Morris
You shouldn't be cooking if you can't determine how much olive oil to use as a base in whatever dish you are making
Adrian Sullivan
>You should starve if you don't speak chav
Fuck you.
Hudson Myers
I would say a glug is more than a splash.
Lucas Nelson
But is it more than a drizzle?
Anthony Moore
A drizzle is slightly less than a splash.
Anthony Bennett
1 glug = 3 bits = 9 touches
Lincoln Richardson
Your calling gordon ramsay a chav? He's literally one of the poshest most privalaged shit stains I'm Britain
Logan Rogers
He says glug, and all bongs are chavs m8. Fuck the whole uncivilized lot.
Julian Bennett
Excellent b8
Julian Miller
More than a plip but less than a doop
Owen Myers
is this a seinfeld dialogue
Aiden Adams
i knew all brits were just one shitposter on Veeky Forums it makes so much sense now
Logan Rivera
It's about five Queen's toes.
Anthony Rodriguez
Unfunny?
Wyatt Wright
Not bait, we need a new Hitler to cleanse the British isles in fire.
David Sullivan
you and your friend should blow each other and then die from choking on each other's dicks
Leo Adams
one glug is equal to two half glugs.
Ryan Rodriguez
Until the pour gets interrupted and you get an air bubble in the bottle.
Daniel Ross
About 10 cents.
Ryan Carter
Could you imagine being as handsome as Gordon?
I'm so jealous. He's such a handsome man, I wish I was that handsome.
Jordan Evans
he looks fuckin swollen man
Wyatt Lee
You misspelt "swole" my man