>user, what's for lunch? I'm gonna get a BLT sandwich >BLT again? Why do you like them so much? You can eat a BLT for Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner. Basically it's good anytime. >That's it? Why not have something healthy and tasty? A BLT has meat (bacon), vegetables (lettuce), fruits (tomato), dairy (cheese) and grains (bread). >Oh, well I don't think about food like that. I like to go by the way it looks and tastes. BLTs are tasty and good tho. >I prefer to eat Chinese, Italian, Halal, Greek, Spanish, ect. That's cool. >Well, I'll get going! See you after lunch.
Am I autistic for having a BLT for lunch 3 days in a row at work? It's nearly perfect and I can't see why I would be wrong.
Kevin Allen
Add an egg and cheese if you want variety
Jack Nguyen
No, you're just being an insecure faggot
Zachary Wood
bacon doesn't really count as meat, all the protein in it is denatured and chelated to the point that it won't actually work like protein, at least if it's crispy, and if it's not crispy the sandwhich sucks.
Joshua Russell
>all the protein in it is denatured and chelated to the point that it won't actually work like protein
Get a load of this brainlet
Brandon Scott
Yup, 100% pure autism. Your parents and educators missed it, so thank god your co workers finally caught onto your disability at such a late stage. In a way those BLT's saved your life.
Chase King
Egg? Never tried that. Lettuce, tomato and eggs doesn't sound like it would work tbqh. Noted. I'm like the only dude who eats a sandwich while everyone else has a aluminum tray full of food. Maybe I'm just over thinking this shit. Doesn't bacon have like 4 grams of protein per slice? I usually get like 10 slices of bacon on my sandwich. It sounds like a lot to me.
John Rivera
What makes some proteins more resistant to denaturation than others? I'm a brainlet who can't into chemistry, explain like I'm a retard.
Samuel Parker
I don’t see this as an actual conversation a normal person would have. Why would Someone feel the need to justify their lunch choice?
Is this a legit conversation you had? Did a coworker really try to suggest you eat something healthy without giving you an alternative?
Or do you just like BLTs and felt the need to create a thread to validate your own insecurities?
Tyler Allen
Everyone else gets these aluminum trays filled with rice and other types of food. Doesn't help that I'm like 10 years younger than everyone else. I feel like they think I'm a kid or something.
Blake Wilson
tell them to fuck off. why would these people even care about your sandwich?
Christian White
They are just noticing that you really like BLT sandwiches and they move on. It's really not a big deal
Andrew White
To add on, unless they are explicitly giving you shit about your meal (read insulting) then you can tell them to fuck off
Easton Martinez
>Doesn't bacon have like 4 grams of protein per slice?
not once it becomes a spongelike, dry, brittle sheet. it tastes great, but you're not going to be building any muscle with it.
i don't think it has anything to do with 'kinds' of proteins, it's just what happens when it's heated in such a way as bacon typically is.
'if it crumbles, and it's dry, your protein intake won't be high'
Ethan Cooper
>denatured and chelated to the point that it won't actually work like protein What do you think pepsin, trypsin, peptidases, etc, do?
Leo Stewart
Buy a BMW, they'll start to respect you more
Kevin Evans
user is going to be known as the "BLT guy" around the office.
Christian Bailey
get fucked up
Carter King
>BMW for the BLT guy
Jaxon Torres
with a high bmi
Jeremiah Reyes
You still didn't answer the question
Hudson Morales
>Am I autistic Yeah you are. I like bacon as much as the next user, but I'm not going to pretend like it's healthy. And I certainly don't have it every fucking meal.
Bentley Jones
Nope but you're kinda lame for not trying out new things.
Blake Scott
You know what you like. What they're really doing is trying to ask you out to lunch.
Carson Cox
>He thinks BLT's are healthy Ameriburger detected
Thomas Nguyen
>rice Ugh
Brody Bell
>fruits (tomato)
Isaiah Torres
O B S E S S E D
Liam Martin
Why are you fags so stuck inside your own heads? Who gives a shit if someone thinks your eating habits are weird? Was this stupid encounter REALLY worth putting on the internet for us to see and debate over?
Lucas Long
you're a dipshit for thinking a BLT is healthy
Brandon Sullivan
You're autistic for putting cheese on a BLT but you're aight otherwise.
Sebastian Powell
Most proteins have higher bioavailability when denatured dumbass, your body needs the amino acids, not the folded proteins
Michael Lee
Okay then mister tough guy, what did YOU have for lunch?
Nolan Miller
>Am I autistic for having a BLT for lunch 3 days in a row at work? no. literally nobody cares. thanks
Ian Adams
>Veeky Forums once again shows that for all their posturing about wanting impressive muscles they've neglected the most important muscle of all - their brain Did you learn that from one of those "fitness" magazines designed to pray on male insecurity by pedaling junk science to sell copies? Or did you hear about it from one of the guys you were jerking off in the showers?
Josiah Martinez
What kind of cheese do you guys think would be best for a BLT
Grayson Martinez
None. But if I had to, something like blue cheese would be the only thing that works. Maybe feta.