ITT: admit your mischievous deeds

i put water in my boiling pasta oil

>microwave dinner says to put it in for 3 min
>put it in for 2 min, 50 sec

For you

I break my pasta into fragments

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>directions on box say 200 degrees
>set oven to 199 degrees

absolutely disgusting

>Veeky Forums told me not to prick sausages
>prick them anyway

>chicken nuggets bake at 450
>fries bake at 400
>set oven to 425

This seems dangerous

>Boiling oil

You wot m8

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>throw away white stuff
>throw away cookie part
>throw away the rest of the oreos

>order a for me
>order it without mcchicken sauce, lettuce, a bun, or chicken

What would happen if you cooked pasta or rice in oil instead of water? Presumably the dehydrated kind.

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>only eat the white stuff
>put cookie parts back in package

>Eat microwave meals cold

>open oreo
>lick the white stuff out
>put cookie parts back in package

Enjoy your frozen food,nigger.

>nigger

Well this was a shit thread.

>le /pol/ boogieman

Hi newfriend, Veeky Forums was always racist sexist misogynist bigoted or whatever the fuck. Please go back to your preferred social media of choice.

GODDAMN ANARCHY

THIS IS MY LAST RISOTTO

I masturbate into mugs that my friends and family use when they visit me, really gets me off.

leave for 1 minute to cool. immediately eat.

inside temperature should be bla bla bla, never check.

>go to a restaurant
>the service was good
>tip only 19.9%

I allowed myself a hearty grin

>go to a restaurant
>the service was excellent
>leave no tip

>go to restaurant with gf
>she always leaves a tip
>I never tip
>I always put her tip in my pocket when she isn't looking

you can't silence different opinions drumpfkin

That's cool.

I usually my tip inside her anyways

t. Redditor trying to fit in

>>lick the white stuff out
:^)

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>only eat the white stuff
>open next Oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>put it inside the first set of Oreo cookie parts
>iterate through the entire set of Oreos
>put them all back on the original order
>eat the cookie part of the final Oreo

Heaven.

>t. reddit newfriend
/pol/ has always been contrarian to the current american political climate. when we had a red president, /pol/ became super liberal. when we had a blue president, /pol/ became super conservative

Well, the dynamic changed after the reddit invasion and the drumpfcuck idf is still in full force on Veeky Forums.

>open oreo
>scrape the white stuff out with a knife
>refill it with toothpase

/pol/ was never left wing lmao

/pol/ has never been liberal

I don't drain the drippings from my meat when making pasta sauce. I know it's super fucking bad for me, but it adds more meat flavor, imo.

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That's because the oil is where the flavor is, user

Idk, I grew up in a family where we always drained it, even if it was turkey over beef. Many people find it uncouth.

no, its a tiny oreo

/pol/ was quasi-libertarian in like 2011 when Ron Paul was running for the Republican nomination. After that it became more right-wing.

Even now the left-wing posts are bait used to troll newfags

Even back then, it was split pretty evenly between NatSoc and libertarians. It's also when NRx (alt-right before alt-right) really shined on /pol/. Shame what the movement became once it hit "mainstream" with the media pushing what never really was the alt-right more towards WN and NatSoc.

My little brother drives me fucking insane
Even since he was like 10 he started demanding Cheeseburgers with no cheese from everywhere, insisting they were always different the just the regular burgers.
It's not like he doesn't like cheese though. He'll have it on everything else but if it's on a burger he'll refuse.
Now he's 18. I took both of my siblings out to a relatively nice dinner - but I'm poor as fuck, working and doing nightschool, and they know this.
I grab a nice mozzarella chicken and my sister has some kind of fish.
This little shit orders the most expensive burger on the menu. He's got two extra sides. He's asking for bacon, fried onions, all this stuff. I'm now outright asking him in public to be a little more considerate. I don't care if I sound like the badguy I'm eating rice most days.
The food comes out, and he takes exactly one bite before freaking the fuck out about the cheese on his luxury burger.
Tell the waitress I say, but he's a little spoiled shit. He keeps asking for my cheesy chicken instead. He ends up eating from both our plates and leaving his untouched. When he's finished he sits under the table to nap.
Next day I get a phone call from my mum for apparently embarrassing him in public.
Fucking cheeseburgers.

Maybe you should stop being a limp-wristed sjw bitchboy liberal

my brother did something similar
he’d pour lucky charms and eat only the marshmallows

>limp-wristed sjw bitchboy liberal

There's literally nothing in his post that warrants that kind of vituperation. You're just a frustrated /pol/tard who has been so blown out on a cooking board where people respect the food and dignity of other cultures, you lash out like a little sjw confronting an alt-right proponent who quickly runs and hides behind black security guards. Grow up, loser.

>this much reddit projection

feeding your family and telling your sibling to stop being a brat makes you a SJW?

It is possible for a sauce to be too greasy however, if there is what I consider to be excessive oil in a sauce made with browned meat, i'll remove the meat and drain the pot down to maybe a tablespoon or two. Then I'll go on with the recipe.

>>Open Oreo
>>Scrape a bit of the design off
>>Sacred geometry kek
>> skitzo roomate screams from kitchen.
>>sticky finger mofucker leaves my oreos alone now
>> I dont like oreos.

I'll give you a (you) for that

>buy instant ramen
>properly cook the noodles separately and cook up some toppings using fresh homemade ingredients
>never use the seasoning packages
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>18
>sits under table to nap
if this isn't fresh pasta i'm pretty sure that nigger has autism. not the Veeky Forums kinda autism either, like the kind where you become Sonichu and ruin every life you touch

I like chicken dry as fuck
I like my streaks well done

>Pour bag of lucky charms

>throw away all the marshmallows

>only eat the brown parts

>not ordering it without the wrapper

>go to restaurant
>service was horrible
>leave $100 tip

You may have missed the point of the thread

>instant ramen directions state to stir noodles occasionally
>let the agitation of the boiling water do all the stirring for me

>drinks bottle says not to refill it
>use it for 3 months and counting

back to feggit faggots

I would've kicked his ass in front of everyone.

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You can't actually believe that story is real

Why are you like this? Chad the Nationalist stole your wife's son's mother?

Wasn't aware this was a cringe thread until you came along, hillarotoebirf fag

Ya ding-dong diddly dingus

Have you looked into why this is ill advised?

>Order sushi
>Pull it apart to get the cucumber and seaweed out of it

>Bottle says please drink responsibly
>Don't

Have you?

>be living in Europe

>make pasta
>add entire can of cheez wiz
>say its homemade mac and cheese

>Order pizza for the family
>Take the biggest slices and pretend I also took small ones

>not wanting to live in the only 1st world place on earth

Cucked beyond recognition

>be australian
>go to supermarket
>pick up packet of Oreo's and read it
>"Product of China"
>put it back on shelf and walk out

>Make Mac n cheese
>Use powder mix from another brand that I didn't use
AM I A PSYCHOPATH?

>open ramen
>eat it dry right out of the bag

>open bag of oreos
>remove white part from entire bag
>throw out cookies
>mix white parts with a little cream
>dip nutter butters in it
THESE WOUNDS

you sick fuck

Yes

NOT outside your containment board, bad asspie.

>heat ramen in the microwave
>drain the water and sprinkle 1/4 of the seasoning on the noodles
>microwave it again to make soba

>eat my own poop

>open Veeky Forums
>being rampant frogposting and generally degrading the quality of the board
SHOW ME HOW TO LIVE