/PFG/ Prison Food General

What are some of your favorite prison recipes and foods? For me, its the rustic NutraLoaf!!
>pic related.

NutraLoaf Recipe
6 slices Whole Wheat Bread, finely chopped
4 ounces Non-dairy Cheese, finely grated
4 ounces Raw Carrots, finely grated
12 ounces Spinach, canned, drained
4 ounces Seedless Raisins
2 cups Great Northern Beans, cooked and drained
4 tablespoons Vegetable Oil
6 ounces Tomato Paste
8 ounces Milk, powdered, instant nonfat/skim
6 ounces Potato Flakes, dehydrated
1 pound Ground Chuck (Optional, but are we kidding ourselves? put that shit in there)

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Isn't that widely known as the worst of prison foods? Nice bait OP.

what were you in for?

killed a family member.

bros, I'm going away for 15 years next week (for manslaughter, and gross and lascivious memeing, as well as failed child support of my wife's son).

What should I eat while I still have freedom?

kill yourself
you still have time

I'd eat cyanide but you're probably tougher than I am.

15 years firm, or can you be out in 4-7ish???
sorry to hear that, what happened user, can you say?

im pretty sure everyone gets mcdonalds after they get out of prison, so stuff yourself with that shit until you cant stand the smell of it.
idk man, i wish you the best if that shits true.

who /prisonlet/ here?
>tfw death row chads can eat whatever they want
it's not fair bros

Why would you wish the best to a murderous scumbag?

see here's where not being a dimwitted cunt helps out. manslaughter isnt murder, LEGALLY. could have been an accident, manslaughter usually is.

No one has at least done county?
>crushed Chili fritos
>bag of cheese
>some hot sauce
>bread you stashed from lunch
>maybe you can put some jerky in there too
>one bag ramen
Mix it all except the bread and hot sauce packet.
Use the ramen package to flatten the bread into a tortilla.
Smash the cooked ramen and mix it real good with the Fritos. Once it mixes, throw in the hot cheese from the microwave.
Put it on the tortilla you made, roll it up.
Maybe microwave again.
Mix a coffee, apply hot sauce, sit down and watch TV.

:(

manslaughter is when you kill someone, illegally, and the liability falls roughly between murder and negligence/pure accident.

The spectrum is recklessness. If you do something unreasonable, and directly results in someone's death, that's "negligent homicide." If you do something REALLY REALLY unreasonable, such as drink 14 whiskeys, and drive 75mph on a 30mph street, and it results in someone's death, that's manslaughter.

Murder of course is with intent to kill.

fuck yeah.
did you ever make the deep fryer or food unrelated, the prison pocket pussy?

>My wife's son
Here's your (You)

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splittin wigs and bustin cheeks

>Why would you wish the best to a murderous scumbag?

Good question. Why do we worship and fund the military welfare queens who are murdering civilians everyday? Why do we support "rightwing christians" legislating murdering people in the name of the gubmint with the death penalty?

>inb4 it's not murder because it's muh gubmint and those guys are shitskins.

because there is nothing wrong with murder. too many people. so please take one for the team and off yourself.

Ive been to county a few times but we had this mystery meat with gravy and mash potatoes kinda like a some really cheap ass salsbury steak but fuck that shit was good.

Drinking and driving is retarded and if you do that and it leads to someone else dying that's murder. Don't give me that crap about not meaning to, you were a dumbass and somebody paid the hard price for it. Now you have to pay them back.

The tears of your wifes son

Because your a collosal faggot, thats why.

salad, hamburger, french fries, chinese food
also, don't tell people about manslaughter when asked why you got sent there, just tell them about the child support part. People are gonna think it's okay to stab you because you already killed someone.

I think it is the spinach that turns it into a disgusting gag inducing mess.

Remove that and it might be ok?

so which one is it, keep your head down and avoid talking to anybody
or chad around and show you aint no bitch

I've heard conflicting advice

just be yourself bro

if I ended up in jail then I can't trust myself. that guy seems to make poor decisions.

>if you do that and it leads to someone else dying that's murder.

...but it isn't. Its quite obvious you dont like it but we're arguing about the definitions of words here. You cant just change the meaning of a word because you're upset.

>You cant just change the meaning of a word because you're upset
Where do you think we are?

same brutha, accidentally killed my grandma after stealing her meds

>keep your head down and avoid talking to anybody
If you're doing a short amount of time and with others in the same situation.
>chad around and show you aint no bitch
If you're doing a long stretch with lifers.

I'm a pussy white boy. Do you think if I tutored the blacks in maths and helped them get their GED that might make me less likely to get jumped and even get me some protection?

Not on tumblr.

You can cry and moan about it all you want, murder requires intent.

>kfc
must be gacy

way to dodge the question, you cuck

prison pizzas

Semantics-wise I agree.

It's still killing another human being because of one's idiocy and idiocy shouldn't work as an excuse in the 21st century.

>my wife's son
You almost had me there.