Quick someone make my grocery list for two weeks!

bag of onions
can of tomatoes
can of beans
box of pasta
cheese (e.g. feta, ricotta)
peppers
greens (e.g. spinach, kale)
milk
eggs
bag of flour
chicken thighs
butter
oil
garlic
chile
ginger
scallions

>Plus, I have no idea where you live or what kinds of cooking skills
Why would this matter? Just post a grocery list you'd do for someone or yourself.

5L of Vla

1.Haberno-Bacon-Ranch chicken Poptart pies
2.Angry-Spiced Vanilla Latte Tacos
3. Extra puffed millet organic breakfast cereal green tea energy bars
4. Bolivian cocaine-frosted corn flakes
5. 16 cans of wintergreen snuff
6. 3 cases of totinos pizza rolls

>condoms
>a cucumber

>Why would this matter?
I would be kind of dumb for me to tell you to go buy Akitakomachi rice, mirin, konbu, and katsuobushi if you live in middle America. Likewise it would be stupid for me to tell you to buy hot dogs and BBQ sauce if you live in Japan. Those ingredients wouldn't be easily found in the wrong location, or if they are they will be retardedly expensive.

As for cooking skill: What if I told you to buy nothing but pic related, but you have no idea how to cook from scratch? Can you see the obvious problem?

1. Maruchan Beef Flavor Ramen Noodle Soup - 12 PK
2. Maruchan Beef Flavor Ramen Noodle Soup - 12 PK

Go ahead no one is stopping you.

I'm stopping myself since:
1) I have no idea if the list would be appropriate or not. Why waste effort on something you have no idea would be useful or not?

and, as I already stated.
2) I have an active desire NOT to help someone who asks such an inane question. (Especially when they don't provide any information to help me make an appropriate recommendation).

Your life is filled with inane questions. Why stop now?

>Especially when they don't provide any information to help me make an appropriate recommendation
I just assumed it was Guy Fieri posting and so I gave him this list

>Why stop now?
I just explained why. Can you not read?

Sure you did bro. You just posted dumb stuff you thought was funny. It wasn't even a "grocery list"; it was a list of dishes.

>Quick someone make my grocery list for two weeks!
14 bags of Soylent and 24L of water.

No, you didn't explain why other inane question are more important. I highly doubt this inane question is any more important then your other worthless inane questions.

freshly imported horse semen

>You just posted dumb stuff you thought was funny. It wasn't even a "grocery list"; it was a list of dishes.
How can anyone be this stupid?

>then your other worthless inane questions.
And what would those be?

>5. 16 cans of wintergreen snuff
>"dish"

>How can anyone be this stupid?
That's what I was wondering. But apparently some people think that sort of thing is funny rather than stupid.

In case you're a sperg who meant your post literally:
>Haberno-Bacon-Ranch chicken Poptart pies
That's a finished dish.
user asked for a grocery list. The grocery list for that dish would be something like:
Habaneros, bacon, chicken meat, flour and butter for making pastry, and so on.

donkey sauce

I'm calling you a fucking retard.

what if you added "frozen" at the beginning? then it's a grocery market freezer item. :^)

That makes as much sense as a "Dish" as the other crap he mentioned.

Soy lent should only be consumed from feb 14 to march 29

>only be consumed from feb 14 to march 29
Why?

Milk, flour, vitamins

steel reserve and jack's frozen pizza

prefect

>Never gone grocery shopping for anything but snacks and booze
>Cant cook for shit
>Moving out friday

God I am so beyond fucked

asparagus water

2 heads red cabbage
5 lb bag potatoes
2 lb bag onions
4 heads garlic
chicken boullion

>wintergreen snuff
my man, the best readily available dip flavor

14 servings of meat
14 servings of vegetables
14 servings of grains
garlic
onions
tomatoes

i understood this reference

>not posting the webm version
c'mon now

awww

sardines, pepperjack cheese, and coconut water

where does one buy horse semen

Dried beans
Rice
Canned tamales

two number 9s
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
a number 7
two number 45s, one with cheese
and a large soda

Weaponized Autism: My grocery list template with my main grocery items sorted in the order that they come up when going up and down the aisles, right to left. I print a copy every week and put numbers on the line next to what I need. Get on my level.

14 servings of oats
14 tins of sardines
14 steaks

I can understand that you don't like nut crunch but that doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else

At the horse semen store.

HAha, that's pretty good.

2 bags of rice

beretta 9 mm
one (1) bullet

bone appatight

pls post full list

this shit inspires me

I can't a good full screen shot without the text being unreadable. Here's the printable list, and the initial aisle list.
mega.nz/#!ZdozkaTT!JMkIcim0-KAy62Q0iqTxaRg8VU72rXvhmk31WaHCbzQ

Oh, by the way, the yellow highlights are for stuff I can get at Costco for cheaper if it can wait.

Celery
Onion
Carrots
5 lb rice
1 lb pinto beans
1 lb Navy beans
5 lb all purpose flour
Butter
Milk
Buttermilk
1 lb Bacon
1 lb Sausage
10 lb chicken leg quarters
5 lb fresh boneless chicken breasts
5 lb ground beef or 2 chuck roasts
1 lb each spaghetti, Macaroni, Rootini, and small shell pasta
Peanut butter
Fruit Preserves
Bread
Corn Tortillas
3 lb apples
3 lb oranges
4 cans of diced tomatoes
4 cans Tomato paste
2 dozen eggs
Coffee
Tea
4 lb sugar
Olive oil
Vegetable oil
Soy Sauce

and if you don't know how to cook

chicken tendies
and a big bottle of ranch dressing