Daily routines

>wake up at 10 or 11
>masturbate while the coffee percolates
>have a small breakfast and shitpost for a while
>smoke a lot of weed
>go to my afternoon shift at the library
>read for the whole workday
>get fast food after work
>go to a movie or meet a friend at the bar or go right home
>read/write/shitpost/masturbate
>go to sleep

>Get up at 8, shower, get ready
>Work at College bookstore until 3
>Reading textbooks throughout
>Chill for an hour, eat, maybe read
>Go to my other job at 6
>Work until 2 in the morning
>Smoke a bowl after work
>Go to bed for the same thing tomorrow

How do you fund this lifestyle?

Why do you have to work so much?

>be upper middleclass
>work full time at an easy job
>live modestly

I missed this part
>go to my afternoon shift at the library

Wellbutrin turned me into an ISFP.

>wake up 7:00
>youtube/social media/Veeky Forums for 30 min
>write short entry in journal, mostly about specific (reading, exercise, ect.) goals for the day
>get ready
>eat
>read for 1 hour
>go to skatepark then to gym
>come home to eat and shower
>read for 1 hour
>learn french
>practice guitar
>eat
>write longer entry in journal
>meditate
>fall asleep 23:00

Freud never fucking said that

1900 wake up, evening prayer, eat breakfast, check twitter, watch the news
2000 lift
2100 read
2300 Work (Im a nurse and get a lot of time to read/phonepost if my ward is quiet for the night)
0700 knock off work
0800 cook dinner, have a few beers/glasses of wine
0900 morning prayer
0930 bed

What a selfish life you lead, NEET.

>wake up
>scribble first thoughts
>coffee, cigarettes, literary newspaper
>usually skip breakfast; something light
>shower
>walk/bike to university
>attend lectures how long I can
>go to public reading room and write
>go back home
>enormous supper and coffee
>read until I feel overwhelming lead pulling my eyelashes
>lay and scribble thoughts until I fall asleep

Summer vacation

Wow Hugo what a lazy cunt

What's your MBTI?

Do you ahve the routines of any actually interesting people?

On a good day

>wake up
>breakfast
>feed and walk dogs
>go for a run
>write 8 pages of fiction / non-fiction
>spend the rest of the day doing fuck all

yeah man whats the routine of harris, zizek and joe rogan

>wake up
>realize about 30 minutes later, still lying in bed, that everything I've put off and ignored in the past months and years is still right there, waiting for me
>30 minutes of existential despair
>eventually decide to get breakfast and turn on the laptop, often shaking
>desperately try to distract myself
>write a few pages about my existential despair in okay prose, in diary form
>stare blankly at the page that is supposed to become my novel for a while
>eat
>realize it's already late afternoon and I've worked on none of my assignments
>increase the volume on my music
>carefully check the clock so I know when my roommates will get home
>slip out before that, go to the gym or walk around
>when I come back, quietly go into my room
>drink
>sleep

Muslim? Why do you pray so much?

harris
>wake up
>meditate on meditation for first hour of consciousness
>enrich mind by reading top posts on /r/atheism
>watch Zoolander and Tropic Thunder on psychedelics
>enter a realm of pure rationality where science can answer moral questions
>write a bunch of blog posts about philosophy without any actual arguments

joe
>wake up
>smoke a huge bowl of nano-engineered Thinking Man Sativa
>take a Cryro shower to freshen up
>eat a breakfast of Elk meat, six eggs, and home grown jalapenos
>have Jamie pull up his Super Male Vitality
>begin Kettle Bell workout
>record first episode of JRE
>smoke some DMT in sensory deprivation chamber
>record second episode of JRE
>practice martial arts
>take high dose THC pills to go to sleep

zizek
>wake up
>get dressed in the kitchen
>bathe in the sink
>have McDonalds happy meal with son for breakfast
>come home, read Hegel and so on
>watch DVD extras and fast forward the boring parts
>anal fist wife
>do a bunch of coke
>write a theory book

The Zizek is A+, good work user

>wake up at 10am
>cigarette
>go for an hour and a half long walk, buy a coffee, chain-smoke
>home
>coffee
>jerk off
>take a klonopin
>nap through afternoon
>shitpost and drink until midnight
>read until 3am

good life desu

How do you pay for this lifestyle?

i live in nz so medicine is very cheap

other than that my only real daily cost is cigarettes and wine bc i don't eat that much, and i have heaps of money from an unfair dismissal hearing so

ENFJ, why?

Think again

>This thread
Tfw you learn that most posters on lit are absolute degenerates that don't even live life. I don't know how you guys expect to write anything of value when all you do is masturbate and drink every day. Get out and do things, jesus christ.

>Get out and do things, jesus christ.

He says as he's lurking Veeky Forums yet again.

Get off your high horse you idiot.

6:00 wake up, drink coffee
9:00-2:30 college
12:20-2:30 read
2:30-10:00 work on music, play vidya, jerk off, sleep

>Sleep
>Write
>Sleep
>Write
>Bathe

I predicted that. Making a to-do list is a J trait. Learning a language is a N trait. Skating and working out is an E trait.

>up by 6am. pray/meditate, coffee.
>7am, plan out day, check news feeds, e-mail
>8-9am. confer with business partners as necessary.
>9am, light breakfast, then back to business, as necessary. otherwise fuck off, read, vidya game, porn, random sheit.
>noon-ish, lunch
>afternoons are reserved for activities outside the house, work or otherwise. 2 hr workouts on mon/wed/fri.
>6pm onward, dinner with friends, hangout, movies,
>10-11pm, bedtime.

>he spends 30 mins a day browsing an imageboard so he's just like me!
Yeah, no. Fuck off. I'm glad that these threads pop up every now and then so I don't forget that nearly every poster on this board is a complete loser who doesn't even at least spend all of that neet free time reading.

Go away, Lucas.

Top kek

>guitar
come on you can do better, or can you?
also what songs do you play

not me, well i barely read but im damn healthier than you

...

Weekdays

>wake up at 6
>cold shower and preparing breakfast
>writing from 6.10 to 8.10
>Getting dressed (~10 min)
>commuting from 8.20 to 9.00 while reading
>working at the office from 9.00 to 17.45
>Gym from 17.45 to 19
>commuting and reading from 19.00 to 19.40
>Free time (groceries, dinner, tv, internet) from 19.40 to 22.00
>Reading from 22.00 to 23.00
>Sleep from 23.00 to 6.00

Weekends:

>Wake up at around 10
>Slow breakfast, shower, getting dressed (1h)
>writing from 11.00 to 14.00
>Lunch and free time

Move Mann's a little clockwise and that is basically my schedule, even has the nap

>7:00 wake up, shower, put on undershirt and pants
>7:30 2 cups of Coffee and a glass of orange juice while at the computer, reading emails, online journals, and social media
>9:00 Work on homework, write up a lab procedure, study, pleasure reading
>11:40 (10:00 if I'm working in the lab) Walk to class
>12:10 - 1:00 (2:00 on Tues and Thurs) Attend lecture
>2:00 - 7:00 Study, homework, pleasure reading
>7:30 Dinner
>8:30 - 12:00 Pleasure reading or homework if I have a deadline

I'm a student so my schedule is varied.

I play classical guitar at my college.
In regards to what pieces I can play, I won a state competition with Elegie-Mertz, and atm I'm learning some tangos by Piazzola and a Bach suite (997).

kek

Where do you work, user?

LOLOLOL

6:00: Wake up, cold shower, meditate
6:30: Exercise (alternates between calisthenics and cardio)
7:00: Read
8:00: 4 hour productivity (Draw,Compose Music,Work on vidja game)
12:00: Lunch, after this fuck around
14:00: 4 hour productivity
18:00: Dinner, after this fuck around
21:00: Read
22:00: Sleep

Discipline is hard.

I go to work at 8 and get back at 6. I walk a mile at lunch time, which is essential.

Trying to spend the remaining time exercising, reading, playing music and studying, however I usually spend it shitposting, watching Youtube, playing games and masturbating

an interesting thread

in for more

>an interesting thread
Not really. This thread just confirms the notion that most people on this board do absolutely nothing every day.

>Between 07:00 – 07:30: wake up.
>07:30-08:30: brush my teeth, take a shower, dress.
>08:30-09:00: drink a big glass of cold water. Drink a cup of coffee. Read.
>09:00-09:30: meditate
>09:30-12:00: write
>12:00-13:00: go to the gym
>13:00-13:30: have lunch
>13:30-18:30: work at the office
>18:30-19:00: go back home, put walking clothes
>19:00-19:40: go for a walk
>19:40-21:30: watch TV, read, eat
>21:30-22:00 brush teeth and go to bed
>22:00-00:00 try to fall asleep. Generally read a little bit before turning of the light

I don't have a routine. I usually wake up in the range of 10AM-2PM, depending on what dreams I had and what time I went to bed. Then I come downstairs, browse Veeky Forums until whatever time I get tired and go to bed. I'll usually start drinking around 6PM-8PM.

routines are for slaves

>0400: wake up
>0500: gym
>0600: shower change eat
>0700: work
>1100: lunch
>1200: work
>1600: leave work
>1630: surf intenets
>1800: cleaning
>1830:study
>2000: chill
>2200: sleep

>woke up at 12.30pm
>drink tea, smoke, eat something, cheese with bread
>read
>3pm, have lunch
>read
>6pm, get tired of reading, get on my comp, steam.
>21pm, dinner time,
>try to read some more
>tv
>fail to read anymore
>11pm, get a bath, listen to lectures.
>12pm eat some more, get in the comp
>12.57am, think about how miserable your life is while browsing this inuit fishing imageboard.

fucking nice m8

>at terrific speed

>wake up, rush to work
>work for 8 hours
>come home, eat have a coffee
>workout
>fuck around on the internet
>eat dinner
>read a bit, fuck around on the computer
>go to sleep

life of a wagie

Wake up at 1pm sometimes 2pm
Look for job until 5pm on the interwebs
Self loathing till 6pm
Study Japanese from 6 till 8
Eat dinner
Go for a run
Shower
More self loathing
Read for an hour
Veeky Forums till my self loathing goes away (sometimes I stay up all night wondering where it all went wrong)

Repeat.

Prob like

>9hr sleep
>2hr cook/eat
>9hr mindless internet browsing mostly shitposting. Probably jerk off once.
>1hr bathing/hygiene/cleaning because I fell for the peterson meme and to alleviate medical issues
>2hr do something resembling productivity
>1hr contemplate suicide

I receive neetbux because the government acknowledges me as a total mess.

>wake up at 11:30 am or 5:00 pm depending on which part of my sleep cycle I'm in
11:32
>Try to find pack of ciggeretes lost
somewhere in my bed, or on floor
11:34
>smoke a cigarette in my bed while checking my phone
11:39
>go to bathroom
>piss
11:41
>piss again because my body is failing or something
>get back in bed
11:45
>smoke another cigg
>drink some mtn dew while smoking and reading whichever book I'm reading at the time
12:30
>brainstorm ideas for series I'm trying to write
12:50
>clean my guns
>eat
1:30
>attempt to write some new music
2:15
>Try to write some more of the series I'm trying to write
2:20
>smoke break
2:30
>recommence writing process
4:00
>Order pizza and or take out or if it's the end of the month I'll eat some ramen on bread
4:40
>chain smoke out of frustration
5:35
>go to local market near house to pick up ciggs and dew
6:00
>get back to house
>chain smoke some more, possibly drink some bourbon if I'm in the mood
7:00
>vidya
8:00
>fuck the shut out of my fleshlight if my fwb isn't down
>9:10
>browse ze chan,
>mostly /k/ and /gif/ but occasionally Veeky Forums and /r9k/
12:30
>Snort some painkillers
12:35
>pass out

Repeat to infinity.

When you're as good as Hugo, you don't need the work ethic.

Not many people on Veeky Forums seem to have work

How old are you?

In fairness why on Earth would you

>rise
>????
>sleep

how did wellbutrin change you? i'm intj, about to start treatment next week

what the fuck, why would an introverted person not skate or work out

>get up at 6 am
>eat breakfast which consist of a potato hashbrown style, an egg and a burnt toast.
>Take a shower
>make myself food for lunch and supper
>Leave home at 8:30 am
>at 9 am get at the library and pick a book
>at 10 am be at my city's public garden, in my usual spot
>read/write until 1 pm
>at 1:30 pm be at work
>work until 8 pm
>arrive at home at 9 pm
>read in my bed until I fall asleep

Repeat

I wake around 7:00. Either my partner or I head downstairs to make breakfast. She normally makes pancakes or French toast. I tend to do a fry up. If it's a shit day, or we're teetering on being broke, we'll just have cereal.

At 8:00, we both head to work. She's a Chef at a local restaurant. She generally opens up, seeing as we live close by. I get on a bus South, to the next town over. On the way, I read my traveling book. Nothing too heavy, seeing as I'm tired or cranky or both. Pulp Sci-Fi, popular fantasy or sometimes I read news from my phone.

By 9:00, I've made it to work. At present, I'm the junior editor for the local newspaper, though I'd hardly call it news. It's dull work, mostly picking over fluff pieces and public service announcements, but I'm good at it.

At 12:00, I go for lunch with some of my co-workers. There are a fair few eateries around, by Sarah is picky so we often just go to McDonalds. We generally talk about sports or stories from college. Some days I'll stop by a book store and buy something new.

From then, I work till 5:00, then I run to get the 5:15 bus. Again, I read my travelling book. That is, unless the bus is packed. Some days I end up standing, likely with some asshole bashing my shins with a briefcase. Who the fuck needs a briefcase? Assholes, evidently.

My bus stop is right by a nice shop. I stop in, buy dinner and a few drinks, then I head back to my apartment. I make my dinner and leave a plate for herself. It's around then (now, as it happens) that I go online and trawl Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums and occasionally Veeky Forums. After a while, I start reading something. At present, it's "Guns, Germs and Steel". On days when I'm feeling extra productive, I even write something.

Herself gets home around 10:30, usually. Sometimes earlier but very rarely later. She has her dinner and we talk. Eventually, we head to bed.

>Sleep
>Read
>Write
>Work
>Write
>Read
>Drink

>Wake up at 6:05 am
>Shower with music
>coffee with microwaved egg
>read Moby Dick from 6:30-8:30
>Subway to office, read kindle (poetry) on 15 minute commute. Like this because word lookup feature
>Lawyer shit 9-1
>Lunch from 1-2. Now that it's nice, eat outside of Grand Central in a courtyard, reading kindle poetry.
>Work 2-6
>Commute home. More poetry, more vocabulary building
>Dinner 6:30-7
>Maybe go on date, though I haven't met anybody I liked in a long time.
>Maybe go to a coffee shop, 7-10, write 700 words if I'm lucky.
>10-12 Moby Dick and thinking about how terribly inadequate my knowledge and writing abilities are compared to Herman.
>Think about suicide for one or two minutes.
>sleep.
>repeat

>i wake up at 5 am
>make breakfast, take out the dog
>go out for a 2hr walk
>usually home by 8 am
>i watch youtube and jack off for 1-2h
>i read serious things until 1-2 pm
>this is nap time
>i wake up and try to write, usually fail
>i spend the rest of my day dicking around
>at 9-10 pm i sleep

I can understand why to many this would be a pathetic life, but I personally enjoy it.

Bump

Coincidence is literally how cancer works

This post made me want to kill myself, and not in the good way.

>Sarah is picky, so we often just go to McDonald's
Jesus fucking Christ

Lol sup nzbro, where did you work?

You have the best life, user.

This is my hell. Holy fuck. Going into the military can't be as bad as this...

>wake up
>be a pseud
>try to ignore it
>can't ignore it
>must sperg out about an author I've never even read in numerous different threads
>maybe call things spooks because that's one of those memes I'm so fond of
>maybe then I'll post in one of the "compare lives" threads that pop up because I'm an unbearable fucking pseud
>update my ASoIaF fan blog
>add another hundred to-read books on my goodreads account
>put the gun in my mouth
>remember i never left the house to buy bullets
>embrace life as a normie
>get a job, I guess

Cigars are not that bad.

Cigarretes are the cancer; is more paper than tobbaco and is full of chemicals and shit.

Am i retarded because i dont understand why everyone is saying this is hell. Seems normal.

good days
>0445 wake up, toast, green tea, shower/shave/brush teeth
>0515 drive to work
>0600 arrive at work
>0630-0830 work out/nap/read
>0845 breakfast
>0915-1200 organize shit at work, read if there's nothing to do
>1200 lunch
>1230-15/1600 more work, mobilepost if there's nothing to do
>15/1600 go to coffeeshop or home, write
>1730/1800 meet wife at home, cook
>18-1900 eat dinner
>1900-21/22 watch Jeopardy/a movie, read, make love
>21/2200 turn in

It isn't normal to NEETS and literary lifestyle types.

>at terrific speed

What does this mean?

Means he was walking fast

>implying you NEETs have female partners

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>class
>big lunch
>work until late
>dinner
>walk around town with a gun
>read
>bed

> morning tea / coffee with dogs at 7am
> walk to work
> walk home at lunch to hang out with dogs. Usually listening to audio-book or podcast.
> walk back to work for afternoon.
> walk home to meet wife who has been at work also
> cook dinner together
> kettlebells / daily MWOD
> hang out with wife and dogs. Some mixture of reading / writing / cards / movies / woodwork.
> Bed around 11

> Not taking Shroom Tech for focus