Why do people like this book. I found it really boring, just male centred nonsense

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/r/ing the Joyce version

Is he human? Or is he dancer?

I like this book. You know, there's a lot of macho stuff, but pretty much all McCarthy's book has it. Except this new-not-yet-published-book The Passenger. He says that a woman will be the central character.

The kid rung his thumbs under the dirty waistband of his denim, and in a single shove bound them 'round his knees and dropped to a squat.

ye poopin, said the judge

ye, the kid shot back

ye having trouble

ye. wish it weren't this way, the kid says

The judge, at the tailend of his stogie, turns to the azure stretch of the evening sky and stares at the sun. He stares and it stares back.

ya know it makes no difference of what you think'a shittin

what

Just then the judge licks his thumb and blots out the sun from his view and it fell suddenly under the peak of the mountains. And it was dark.

i sez it aint make no difference what you think a'shittin.

shittin endures. you was always a'shittin. before man was, he was a'shittin. thats the way it was and will be and aint no some other way

The kid, clutching his knees, palmed some sand and with a last groaning, straining breath forced his eyes shut and ground his teeth to dust as to let out his shit. In his struggle, the Judge faced the horizon and put out his stogie on his cheek, and he laughed. Just then the kid, under the mercy of his defecation thought of his story as a noonday shitter, and how had he known of this life as his own, would he elect to live it. He was afraid he was going to die and then he was afraid he wasn't.

He gon die before it gets published desu.

>Download e-book
>Change all masculine word to proud black lesbian trans woman
>Dont worry about grammar to get the proper context
>fixd

Do the crash pankakes.

What's the significance of the Judge having small hands and small feet? This dude has such small feet he's wearing kid's boots

Innocence in his power. Kinda like the calm before the storm. A mechanism whereby it lulls you into ease and comfort before it hits the hardest.

underrated

Cause Glantons a cool guy

A story Latinx pan sexual womyn? Or about black transxuals?

fucking kek

Just as the indians were being decapitated and castrated and set on fire and running around screaming like flaming comets Glanton randomly asked me Have ye ever gotten a blowjob.

Um thats out of the blue

The blue?

Like ye know out of the sky.

The sky?

Like the Leonids. God how they did fall. Like out of nowhere. I mean what made ye think of that.

Ive just never given one, he answered, his little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen I thought I would explode madly gibbering like a flaming indian. I never thought. I mean from Judge Holden hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear his sweet little alabaman voice go so sexy all of a sudden...

No, I said, I never have.

Think it would be fun?

DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! Um, ye. I mean, ye dont have to.

I think I want to, he said, and we kissed a little and then. And then with me sitting watching the babies hung up on trees with limbs chopped off and matrons screaming and bawling and holding onto them then getting decapitated and shot brutally watching Judge Holden up to his psychotic antics. Glanton unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.

Wow, he said.

What?

He looked up at me but didn’t move his face nanometers away from my penis.

Its right weird I reckon

What do you mean weird.

Just big I reckon.
I reckon I could live with that kind of weird. And then he wrapped his hand around it and put it into his mouth.

And waited.

We were both very still. He did not move a muscle in his body and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen but I wasnt quite sure what.

He stayed still. I could feel his nervous breath.

For minutes for as long as it took the last gibbering mad indian to calm down and die to steal the key and unlock themselves from the jail of this life he lay there stockstill with my penis in his mouth and I sat there waiting and then he took it out of his mouth and looked up at me quizzically.

Should I do something?

Um I dont know, I said. Everything Id learned from having sex with the Judge suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe he should move his head up and down but wouldnt that choke him?
So I just stayed quiet.

Do ye reckon I should bite?

Dont bite. I mean I dont think so. I think I mean that felt good. That was nice. I dont know if theres something else.

I mean, you didnt—

Um. Maybe we oughter ask Holden.

So we went to his tent and asked the Judge. He laughed and laughed. Sitting on his bed, he laughed. He is laughing, laughing. He says that he will never stop. He danced into the teepee. He returned with an indian phallus and showed us in detail. Never have I so wanted to be indian phallus.

numale confirmed

>the kid was too merciful to an unmerciful society

Hadn't even thought about that, thank you.

The Judge was based as fuck, favorite character.
I thought the dude had huge ass hands, he fucking broke some guy's skull towards the end didn't he?

Nah, he has really tiny hands and tiny feet. He does have superhuman strength though

I love McCarthy's original book covers. Even the 90s Vintage covers with that sloppy cursive were fucking awesome. Probably my favorite book covers ever. The new 25th anniversary editions look Oprah-tier.

>boring
>male centered nonsense
>macho stuff
Look, if that's all you got out of it, don't bother. It's perfectly acceptable to enjoy books by trans POC womyn and also enjoy books by white men. Virginia Woolf quotes Coleridge in her feminist essay A Room of One's Own saying that the best mind is an androgynous one. Get more in touch with your masculine side, fuccboi.

Can't get enough of these. They're my guilty Veeky Forums pleasure.

the fuck is this shit?

>someone used his time to type out this crap

Eh kills injuns and doesn't afraid of anything?

too long, the vocabulary is missing, and it reads like a fanfic

I remember this song too.

The word latinx makes me cringe so hard, why can't we just fucking say latino/latina?
>latino user reporting

girls do all five of those things though. what the fuck is your point?

>American classics

Newfag here. What is the joke. I'm retarded and trying to read in order to change that.

lol more like this

Why don't you lurk more then you fucking idiot.

since no one here is going to give a good answer, just watch the yale lecture on youtube

KEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH

Read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and The Man Who Was Thursday, then read it again.

>Because like 99% of novels deal with it
Because 99% of any relevant history or story is centered on a male.
Don't like it? Write your own book instead of bitching about preexisting ones and a lack of a genre you enjoy.

Kek love this

And dislike it even more, now that you're slightly better read.

>>boys go horse riding
>>boys go drinking
>>boys fight each other
>>boys walking
>>boy abuse minorities
sounds perfect

>I found it really boring, just male centred nonsense.
this is your mind on feminism. the rest of us are able to read books with a female main character and not think twice about it.

really though most of your favorite books where the main character is a female she probably is more like a man. books that are truly from the female perspective are usually full of bitchy gossipy pop-culture musing nonsense.

bait or braindead femtard:

it's based on Gnostic mysticism.

macho stuff, how we laughed.

get the broom and sweep the fucking kitchen would ya?

I never knew I needed this mashup so badly.